Guest The Phoenix Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Not many birthdays left as well. Aye but they'll all be good ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Aye but they'll all be good ones. Can't be that good if none of us noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 18:50 Has it arrived yet? Don't get me started! At 6pm I get fed up, drive to Altens across town to go to their warehouse to see if I can catch them before they close up (assuming the van would head back there). Get a phone call at 18:15 from my dad saying they've just arrived with it! Still, rage over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Can you not just go and buy a dildo from a shop these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Can you not just go and buy a dildo from a shop these days? What shop do you use? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 You're raging? Mine was last September and I'm still waiting. I was going to say that when you get to your age, people tend to not bother about birthdays, but I see below that that sort of humour has already been covered. Carry on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 What shop do you use? No idea but I know where it is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 What shop do you use? Dildos"r"us in downtown Bronzeville IL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 fuckin burnt my tea tonight Stop fuckin then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Use of the term "Mixologist". You're a glorified barman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 There's a boy I work with in the Caird hall who uses this term to describe himself. Not a lot of us speak to him. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Folk who act like dicks on ebay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 There's a boy I work with in the Caird hall who uses this term to describe himself. Not a lot of us speak to him. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Does he do it in a serious way, or in a sort of jokey trying to be cool and funny way? Either way, I believe you're allowed to murder him without repercussions.* *Might actually be some repercussions if you do kill him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 There's a boy I work with in the Caird hall who uses this term to describe himself. Not a lot of us speak to him. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Does he do it in a serious way, or in a sort of jokey trying to be cool and funny way? Either way, I believe you're allowed to murder him without repercussions.* *Might actually be some repercussions if you do kill him. He is quite serious when he says it. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 He is quite serious when he says it. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Next time you see him, tell him he's a f*cking bellend. And a barman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Use of the term "Mixologist". You're a glorified barman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I believe the term is helmetoligist. I've been to one of them before. Got the all clear thankfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 No penicillin???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 No penicillin???? Thankfully not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Just seen a billboard advertising that new BT channel. The picture had 3 footballers on it to get you to sign up for their footy coverage, see if you can spot who the odd 2 out are. Gareth Bale, Georgios Samaras and Lee McCulloch? What a red neck for Gareth to be compared to they pair of pretenders. 1 plays in the Scottish 3rd division ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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