Honest_Man#1 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Aye it's a bit annoying but not enough to really bother me. I don't get why they are so desperate for folk to know what phone they have though. It's all a bit 'LOOK AT ME' tbh. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) I'm in the prehistoric nokia club. My previous phone lasted 5 and a half years. This one is second hand from my sister. It even came with a couple of her pal's numbers. It doesn't take photos though . I'll get a modern phone when I can afford one. Edited May 7, 2013 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) I hate having IBS. My dad has Crohns disease and I will probably get it if my stomach and digestion system is the way it is at my age. My diet is fine I'm just an sucker for spicy food. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app I share your pain,having IBS is like watching utd at times,and I suppose you can say the same about your lot sent from my laptop using my knuckles Edited May 7, 2013 by rustyarabnuts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I'm working in 45 minutes and I have no motivation to get ready. I fucking hate my new job. Someone gonnae geez a job on a building site? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Holly Willoughby? 5 out of 10. Probably would bang. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Holly Willoughby? 5 out of 10. Probably would bang. Only a 5? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 You lot are mental. Holly Willoughby is a definite 9/10. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I fucking hate the heat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I fucking hate the heat what fucking heat ? sent from my ancient desktop at work, with the blinds closed and air con up full as the daft lassie with the umpteen layers on is 'too warm' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 To be fair, he may be talking about the local fuzz and is currently 'on the lam' which I believe that what the cool kids say these days. Sent from another dimension created by the anger of Adams as he eats the souls of players who are leaving County this season. (Britain may be included) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Parcel Farce. Parcel was due today but I wasn't in. Instead of leaving it with a neighbour, or even putting a card through the door to inform me they'd tried to deliver it, they did...nothing. Upon further investigation on their website it seems the delivery has 'failed' (no shit, Sherlock!) and the parcel is now 'in process'. So they didn't deliver it, leave me a note or currently have any clue where my fucking parcel is. I wonder why they make massive losses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Parcel Farce. Parcel was due today but I wasn't in. Instead of leaving it with a neighbour, or even putting a card through the door to inform me they'd tried to deliver it, they did...nothing. Upon further investigation on their website it seems the delivery has 'failed' (no shit, Sherlock!) and the parcel is now 'in process'. So they didn't deliver it, leave me a note or currently have any clue where my fucking parcel is. I wonder why they make massive losses? I'm going to take a wild guess here, was it a pair of trainers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Parcel Farce. Parcel was due today but I wasn't in. Instead of leaving it with a neighbour, or even putting a card through the door to inform me they'd tried to deliver it, they did...nothing. Upon further investigation on their website it seems the delivery has 'failed' (no shit, Sherlock!) and the parcel is now 'in process'. So they didn't deliver it, leave me a note or currently have any clue where my fucking parcel is. I wonder why they make massive losses? I'm going to take a wild guess here, was it a pair of trainers? I was thinking Sat Nav..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Cuntholes on 79th street who wait til the last possible moment then try to race across 3 lanes to turn left/right at a junction about 100ft away. Weave in and oot the traffic to end up exactly where you were, the car immediately in front of me. American fuckwits. Sent from my 5 year old laptop with dodgy keys using only one finger cos I'm eating! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 People suggesting on my Facebook that Alex Ferguson will take up a post at Sevco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 The Mighty Boosh and people that talk about it/quote it constantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 People suggesting on my Facebook that Alex Ferguson will take up a post at Sevco. He should return to his roots and lead East Stirlingshire onto glory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Adverts on TV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Toilets with nothing more than golf sized holes at the bottom to drop one into. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 If you cant fit your turd into a hole this size (and shape), see a doctor. Wonder if I could manage to pee through the hole in a Polo as a bigger challenge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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