Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 That woman has the house fucking stinking of lobster !!!!!!!!, I hate the smell of fucking lobster !!!!!!!!!! Tell her to cross her legs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ means prawns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ everything south of the tits smells of the sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ everything south of the tits smells of the sea. ^^^^^^ Has Crabs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 ^^^^^^ Has Crabs I prefer to call them pets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Sky Sports News have this "Surf Report" these days. Where they show you crappy footage of beaches around the UK and tell you about massive 2ft waves to come It's steadily been growing more and more annoying. Why on earth do they bother? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) Sky Sports News have this "Surf Report" these days. Where they show you crappy footage of beaches around the UK and tell you about massive 2ft waves to come It's steadily been growing more and more annoying. Why on earth do they bother? It is inconvenient that they cater to other sports. There's a lot of surfers up here in Thurso, its actually quite an entertaining spectator sport. Edited April 27, 2013 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Sky Sports News have this "Surf Report" these days. Where they show you crappy footage of beaches around the UK and tell you about massive 2ft waves to come It's steadily been growing more and more annoying. Why on earth do they bother? It is inconvenient that they cater to other sports. There's a lot of surfers up here in Thurso, its actually quite an entertaining spectator sport.I can understand why they have it. But why spend precious moments of life showing grainy footage of a beach where only 2ft waves will be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Sky Sports News have this "Surf Report" these days. Where they show you crappy footage of beaches around the UK and tell you about massive 2ft waves to come It's steadily been growing more and more annoying. Why on earth do they bother? It is inconvenient that they cater to other sports.There's a lot of surfers up here in Thurso, its actually quite an entertaining spectator sport.I can understand why they have it. But why spend precious moments of life showing grainy footage of a beach where only 2ft waves will beBecause you might see some tits?Ive never, in my life, EVER seen a pair of breasts jiggling free on a beach just outside Ayr, on a Monday morning, whilst its raining 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Because you might see some tits? Anyone I know that surfs is a tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Because you might see some tits?Anyone I know that surfs is a tit.Well played sir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Anyone I know that surfs is a tit. Especially in this country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 My cousin boogie-boards in Australia, but it is definitely permissible over there. Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) Anyone I know that surfs is a tit.^^^ This. There are one one or two sound ones I know but they're still a bit dickish rather than being a full-on-dick.My PTTGOYN: When you edit a post on here and the empty line which once neatly separated your first line from the quotation box disappears. This bugs me, especially when I forget to add it in myself every time. It's like an accumulator of anger. Edited April 27, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) Yeah I can at least see the attraction of surfing the waves in a nice, hot country like Australia or in California or something. I can't see any attraction to surfing in a freezing cold ocean off the side of a shitty beach in Thurso. Edit: Thurso beach may be nice enough, just meant in comparison to proper nice warm beaches. Edited April 27, 2013 by Honest_Man#1 -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 If I was of an anti-semitic nature I'd say something about a certain Jewish team fucking my coupon for £160 today. But I'm not, so I'll just say that I'm not best pleased. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 If I was of an anti-semitic nature I'd say something about a certain Jewish team fucking my coupon for £160 today. But I'm not, so I'll just say that I'm not best pleased. I am glad you did not just post that in the Spur of the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 These things were Tott-ing up all day and getting to me and frankly the result was yidiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FraserHFC Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Real v Dortmund being on STV rather than Sky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior_Coconut Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) Lollipop women! Stuck in traffic in the way to work and the lollipop women always push the button on the crossing waits until the light turns red then walks out in front of the stationary cars and stands with her arms out like some sort of human shield. 1) it's a traffic jam we can't move! 2) she has a glow in the dark sign and coat, if she walks out we stop its kind of a rule! This isn't just one woman and one crossing either. Most of the kids are escorted by parents as well. Waste of a wage. Edited April 30, 2013 by Senior_Coconut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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