Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Had an internal job interview today, one of the people on the two person panel was a fat mess who I have only spoken to once before, the one time I spoke to her was on a night out when I refused her the boaby. Didn't get the job >_> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Had an internal job interview today, one of the people on the two person panel was a fat mess who I have only spoken to once before, the one time I spoke to her was on a night out when I refused her the boaby. Didn't get the job >_> Lesson learned I hope? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 People who only move their legs when they walk (rest of the body looking like it's suffering from rigamortis). Almost always in the 16-25 age bracket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Had an internal job interview today, one of the people on the two person panel was a fat mess who I have only spoken to once before, the one time I spoke to her was on a night out when I refused her the boaby. Didn't get the job >_> Lesson learned I hope? This riot would only get pumped for a jackpot winning triple rollover Euromillions ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 the missus is watching glee and i have had to leave the room. never been so absolutely furious watching a show before. fucking shite.im seriously considering the future if she finds that entertaining 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) the missus is watching glee and i have had to leave the room. never been so absolutely furious watching a show before. fucking shite.im seriously considering the future if she finds that entertainingIt's utter brain-rot pish I agree, but Jensen's quite nice in it which is the only reason I don't delete the other half's recordings of it and take whatever abuse comes my way as a result. She doesn't know this of course.Eta: Scrap that, I'm getting it mixed up with Ugly Betty. Just a pish as each other really. Edited May 2, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 the missus is watching glee and i have had to leave the room. never been so absolutely furious watching a show before. fucking shite.im seriously considering the future if she finds that entertaining Mine records every episode of America Idol on Sky Plus, but we have a great agreement - she watches it when I'm at football or a gig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Had an internal job interview today, one of the people on the two person panel was a fat mess who I have only spoken to once before, the one time I spoke to her was on a night out when I refused her the boaby. Didn't get the job >_> Telt ye not to wear the suit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Mine records every episode of America Idol on Sky Plus, but we have a great agreement - she watches it when I'm at football or a gig. I delete it when she isn't in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 I wouldn't dare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 I would genuinely never tire of kicking that utter c*nt David Starkey in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Yup. That patronising old sell out Shirley Williams got on my tits too. In fact everyone did, especially Dimbleby. I would do Coren with a gag though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 When did DIY stop being called DIY. Why is it "projects" now? Some advertising automaton somewhere has decided that "DIY" isn't brand aware or some shite like that. Fuckers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Pedestrians who idly walk across the road without looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Pedestrians who idly walk across the road without looking. I do this all the time. Especially when I cross from the top of reform street to the DC Thompson building. Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 In work, 3rd party support teams/suppliers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 A car always parks in my flats designated parking space and I fucking hate whoever it is. How dare they? They know fine well it's my space. P.S. I don't drive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 A car always parks in my flats designated parking space and I fucking hate whoever it is. How dare they? They know fine well it's my space. P.S. I don't drive On top of this, imagine your factor deciding to make everyone pay >£100 to needlessly install security gates for the communal car park. Then imagine them trying to make you pay for the repairs when somebody broke them only a fortnight later. This is exactly what happened to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 A car always parks in my flats designated parking space and I fucking hate whoever it is. How dare they? They know fine well it's my space. P.S. I don't drive On top of this, imagine your factor deciding to make everyone pay >£100 to needlessly install security gates for the communal car park. Then imagine them trying to make you pay for the repairs when somebody broke them only a fortnight later. This is exactly what happened to me. We've got an electric gate at one side of the car park, then just an open gap at the other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 See in American films when they're sitting down to a Chinese meal? Every person seems to know how to use chop sticks. Absolutely chop stick daft in these films. Nobody ever uses a fork. The hardest thing I've ever done in my life is try to eat a Chinese meal with chop sticks. Does the average American get taught how to use chop sticks from a young age? Yir fuckin arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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