SlipperyP Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 There's a boy I work with in the Caird hall who uses this term to describe himself. Not a lot of us speak to him. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Why would you want to speak to him, unless your ordering a drink? Sent from paradise city where the girls are pretty and keyboard always sticky, because I never leave my hoooooome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidthebaw Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 He is quite serious when he says it. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Sounds like he doesn't mix well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 In a busy pub toilet and after my pish I wash my hands as you do. By the time I use the blow drier I notice a lot of guys have just walked rather than washed. Upon leaving the bog I realise I touched the same door handle as them to exit and was wondering why I bothered washing. Men in pubs are manky b*****ds. I also noticed the amount of guys who high 5 or shake hands wi their mates upon arrival. Bet the guys wouldn't go near them if they seen what I did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I have the fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I have the fear. I hope it was nothing to do with the mince and tatties? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 In a busy pub toilet and after my pish I wash my hands as you do. By the time I use the blow drier I notice a lot of guys have just walked rather than washed. Upon leaving the bog I realise I touched the same door handle as them to exit and was wondering why I bothered washing. Men in pubs are manky b*****ds. I also noticed the amount of guys who high 5 or shake hands wi their mates upon arrival. Bet the guys wouldn't go near them if they seen what I did. Never eat any free snacks in bowls at the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Never eat any free snacks in bowels at the bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I hope it was nothing to do with the mince and tatties? Nah that's on Thursday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) In a busy pub toilet and after my pish I wash my hands as you do. By the time I use the blow drier I notice a lot of guys have just walked rather than washed. Upon leaving the bog I realise I touched the same door handle as them to exit and was wondering why I bothered washing. Men in pubs are manky b*****ds. I also noticed the amount of guys who high 5 or shake hands wi their mates upon arrival. Bet the guys wouldn't go near them if they seen what I did. Just what horrible diseases are you scared of? Also, do you normally pish on your hands?Finally, you are aware of the germs that are on our hands pretty much ALL the time right? Man up. Edited May 12, 2013 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Not washing your hands is pretty vile. I've seen a lot of people do it at work, and it's just disgusting. That said, you have a point. Our desks and hands are little germ factories. We have all sorts of bacteria living on us. I wouldn't worry about it too much. A guy i work with doesn't touch the buttons on the coffee machine. He uses a pen instead. What a moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Yeah I agree that not washing your hands is just rank. It takes about 30 seconds too so just do it. But I also don't really care about germs really, they're everywhere, on everything and if you started trying to avoid them you'd end up wearing a hazmat suit to the pub and walking on toilet paper. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 The Money Advice Service advert, where they use the abbreviation "MA", when surely "MAS" (pronounced mass) would be better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 People who don't control their dogs. I don't want your f*cking dog near me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Folk who don't wash their hands after the loo are minky b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I have the fear. That is not petty. That is torture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Just what horrible diseases are you scared of? Also, do you normally pish on your hands? Finally, you are aware of the germs that are on our hands pretty much ALL the time right? Man up. Because I like a bag of crisps wi my beer. I don't think expecting humans to wash after they pish is too much, seems I'm wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Because I like a bag of crisps wi my beer. I don't think expecting humans to wash after they pish is too much, seems I'm wrong. You're not; xbl is just trying to be controversial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 People who don't control their dogs. I don't want your f*cking dog near me. Hello Sir did you pack your own bags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) Never eat any free snacks in bowls at the bar.Don't think I've seen that in this country.In Greece you get salted popcorn and Yankie land they do nuts Salty snacks so you drink more hasn't evolved to these shores thankfully. Edited May 12, 2013 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 That is not petty. That is torture. And then there's that moment when it suddenly hits you what it was... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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