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True story. A friend of mine worked for him regularly on UK tours. They were half way fitting a trapdoor when the idiot stepped backward and fell about 15 feet. damaging his back. He was in hospital for a fortnight. On day three Jim Davidson sent a dancing girl with a bag of coke to cheer him up, a volunteer with a fondness for fellatio. He also paid his wages for the rest of the tour which he wasn't obliged to do. Even monsters have soft sides..

He should have sent it in a bottle or can- much easier to drink that way.

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True story. A friend of mine worked for him regularly on UK tours. They were half way fitting a trapdoor when the idiot stepped backward and fell about 15 feet. damaging his back. He was in hospital for a fortnight. On day three Jim Davidson sent a dancing girl with a bag of coke to cheer him up, a volunteer with a fondness for fellatio. He also paid his wages for the rest of the tour which he wasn't obliged to do. Even monsters have soft sides..

I take it by 'volunteer' you mean hooker. So he pays for hookers and supplies class A drugs; and here's me thinking he was an arse.

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Gout. :(

Fucking hurts like hell.

And I wouldn't mind I've just spent 3 days in hospital for unrelated issues, soon as I get in the car to come home it starts, it's now at the "ooooh ya fucker" stage even if I just move my leg, let alone try to walk. Work tomorrow morning ain't going to be a barrel of laughs.

Oh and I have to get a shit-load more prescription drugs after my visit to the hospital, gonna cost a fortune!

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Reminds me of another annoyance - going anywhere in Enger-lund, going to pay for something with a Scottish bank note and it being scrutinised as if it was some kind of obscure Pacific Island currency they'd never seen before.

Down in London for the Chelsea v Newcastle, best start of the day, managed to split a clydesdalebank 20 pound note in a co-op in Tower Bridge Road. With no questions or hassle. Pleasing! Toon toon!

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Oh and I have to get a shit-load more prescription drugs after my visit to the hospital, gonna cost a fortune!

Prescriptions are free in Scotland, aren't they? :unsure2:

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Packets of food that have plastic coverings. You try to take of the cover from the foil tin or whatever it may be only for the plastic to splinter into tiny strips. Or worse, the overspill of plastic around the edge that is supposed to give you a bit of purchase actually comes off in one, perfect strip, leaving you distraught and helpless.

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Packets of food that have plastic coverings. You try to take of the cover from the foil tin or whatever it may be only for the plastic to splinter into tiny strips. Or worse, the overspill of plastic around the edge that is supposed to give you a bit of purchase actually comes off in one, perfect strip, leaving you distraught and helpless.

Totally agree. I always think that in a factory somewhere folk are getting a good laugh as we poor mortals attempt to open their goods. The worst ones I find are car bulbs, they come in an impenetrable plastic container. I m sure I saw them on the Krypton Factor.

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Packets of food that have plastic coverings. You try to take of the cover from the foil tin or whatever it may be only for the plastic to splinter into tiny strips. Or worse, the overspill of plastic around the edge that is supposed to give you a bit of purchase actually comes off in one, perfect strip, leaving you distraught and helpless.

Ready meal for one tonight Stu?

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Gets on my nerves when Tesco have run out of the aforementioned cheesecake. It is bloody good.

I'm afraid I have to agree with you. Think I posted in the "Best Own Brand Scran" thread how great it was. My only issue is that there's never enough of it. :lol:

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I'd never heard of Flappy Bird, but I've since read that the Vietnamese developer who made it has pulled it cos he cant take the abuse he's been getting off addicted players, despite raking in £30k a day on advertising revenue.

I'd take a pain in the arse for £30k any day of the week.

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