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I seen a few young mums on a holiday and 2 had brought their kids.

It was very late at night and the kids were tired and desperate for their bed whilst mom got pished and tried it on wi any guy around.

At 1 point a baby was crawling along the pool table and we were watching like a hawk incase he fell off.

This woman was out her box and went to sit on a chair and fell on the floor,the little girl who was about 8-9 tried to help her up and was in tears doing so.
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This woman was out her box and went to sit on a chair and fell on the floor,the little girl who was about 8-9 tried to help her up and was in tears doing so.

What a horrible situation for any child.

Did the mums Rangers top get ripped when she fell?

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Or those who waves their arms about as if they are flagging a Boeing 747, even when clearly the bus is indicating to pull in.

What pisses me off is when there are a couple of people, who aren't together, standing at the bus stop. One person will put their hand out to stop the bus, then another person will do the same, despite seeing the first person doing so. Why do they do this? Do they think that the driver won't let them on if they don't signal their intention to stop the bus? It's the same getting off busses too. One person will ring the bell and walk to the front of the bus to get off at the next stop, yet someone else will ring the bell about 10 seconds later. Why?

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I've just read about Poppy, the worlds oldest cat, who has died.

RIP Poppy but the article annoyed me because it said Poppy was 114 in 'cat years'.

'Cat years' and 'Dog years' really piss me off. A year is a year for all things on planet Earth. It doesn't matter what species you are.

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While I'm here the automated voice on Scotrail trains that regularly tells us "This train stops at Blanark" and "This train stops at Khamilton Central".

Their grasp of the pronunciation of Chatelherault is a thing of beauty.

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Never read my posts :lol:

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Diamonte pillow cases and duvet covers.

Yes darling, they do look very pretty, but if I wanted to sleep on a bed of spikes and get my face ripped to shreds I'd have gone for a sleep outside that block of flats in London.

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Diamonte pillow cases and duvet covers.

Yes darling, they do look very pretty, but if I wanted to sleep on a bed of spikes and get my face ripped to shreds I'd have gone for a sleep outside that block of flats in London.

Can you not just flip it over? That's what I do. Beds are only meant to look pretty when they're made, not when you're in it.

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Can you not just flip it over? That's what I do. Beds are only meant to look pretty when they're made, not when you're in it.

Yeah, but I sleep with my arm under the pillow. The most impractical thing going.

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Yeah, but I sleep with my arm under the pillow. The most impractical thing going.

Ah, that's a problem. I only have pleats or embroidered patterns on mine. Diamontes are just silly.

I have two pillows and they're fairly new and still thick so I often end up chucking the top one on the floor anyway.

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Yeah, but I sleep with my arm under the pillow. The most impractical thing going.

Do you just have one pillow? I have some sort of felt shite on mine that i turn upside down but have a plain one at the bottom for my arm to go under.

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Do you just have one pillow? I have some sort of felt shite on mine that i turn upside down but have a plain one at the bottom for my arm to go under.

Well done Bobby Skidmarks (sic) it is no surprise that your pillows have shite on them.

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JUST ABOUT - as constantly used by football commentators.

'He just about kept that in'

'The goalie just about saved that'.

It can be taken positively or negatively and is ambiguous. What wrong with.....

'He kept that in' or 'the goalie saved that'.

And they use it with different meanings about a dozen times a game. Could be a long World Cup listening to Townsend et al

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Something has bitten me and now I've got fecking itchy marks on my legs. Now I'm used to it abroad, but not here, let alone when it isn't even that nice outside!!

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