P45 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Sycophants and their laughter. The boss is up from England at work and all the wee no mark managers were scurrying around him like flies roon a shite. One wee combative Paisley trashy woman who usually talks and acts like a complete ned was attempting to transform her voice to sound like the Queen. Their self-subjugation makes me want to vomit all over them in this fashion- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Just got off the Aberdeen to Edinburgh train, and the carriage I was in, was full of drunk middle aged women acting like morons. They even had a 'selfie stick' to take pictures of themselves, pretty much the whole journey from Dundee onwards. I genuinely feel sorry for their children if they have any. Saying that, with parents like those, I'd imagine their kids will be c***s as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Selfie sticks are my PTTGOYN. Horrible, horrible things I've only ever seen in the possession of horrible people. Probably they'll be able to trace back their invention as the beginning of the end for humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 The "page down" key being so close to the "right scroll" key on my keyboard. Bit of a b*****d when you're doing big spreadsheets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 My mate got one. I always thought he was a sound guy, hence the term mate. He has now taken up snowboarding, growing a beard and constantly sending snaps from both along with those from his business and post work overpriced pints. I place the blame solely at the selfie stick purchase. My mate got one from his bird at Christmas and hasn't used it once 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Can you read this you creepy old b*****d? Stop looking at my fucking phone, you mac wearing bus c**t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Can you read this you creepy old b*****d? Stop looking at my fucking phone, you mac wearing bus c**t! Sorry, I was just admiring your tattoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Weirdo got off at the next stop. He looked exactly like Steptoe senior 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Sycophants and their laughter. The boss is up from England at work and all the wee no mark managers were scurrying around him like flies roon a shite. One wee combative Paisley trashy woman who usually talks and acts like a complete ned was attempting to transform her voice to sound like the Queen. Their self-subjugation makes me want to vomit all over them in this fashion- Is that Mozzamozza and his missus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 People who drive on the pavement and then get lippy when you call them out for nearly knocking you down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 image.jpg Wrong picture. That's ex Falkirk "ace" John Stewart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidAl Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 When your one-night stand gives you a Chinese burn. On your cock. With her teeth. It happened to my mate. Hell hath no fury... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Sycophants and their laughter. The boss is up from England at work and all the wee no mark managers were scurrying around him like flies roon a shite. One wee combative Paisley trashy woman who usually talks and acts like a complete ned was attempting to transform her voice to sound like the Queen. Their self-subjugation makes me want to vomit all over them in this fashion- This, this, this x1000 Oh hai wow nice suit, did you have a nice flight, do you want a cup of tea, ooooh and a cheeky biscuit, no are you eating healthy, going to the gym, I can totally notice that, Also hate they way everyone has to suddenly act differently as if you are all normally monkeys swinging from the lampshades or something. What is there to hide? If your job is basically fawning over people then you should be the first out the door you utter waste of money. Hate these c***s, they'll stab anyone in the back. Usually the hard workers too. Let's see who can laugh the loudest competition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 People who drive on the pavement and then get lippy when you call them out for nearly knocking you down. Get off the pavement peasant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Big guys at the gym slamming the weights down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Big guys at the gym slamming the weights down With the trademark grunt or "yassss" following 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I'll tell you what, I've seen thicker water. Am I the only one who feels slightly guilty about their stauner at this point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Currently there's 3 Question Time threads on the go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Currently there's 3 Question Time threads on the go Thank Christ, I was starting to doubt posts that I'd made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Currently there's 3 Question Time threads on the go Feck. Where are the other two?! I had a look before I started. Having thought about it, I never checked the Politics forum. Probably would have been the best place to start! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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