invergowrie arab Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 This morning, they were sticking a sign on the one at Camperdown, going into the cinema etc. As a roundabout, it's smaller than some of my recent shites, and I don't see anyone sponsoring them (although any donations are gratefully accepted). I'll bid 3 quid for you to stick a Dundee badge on your next one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Nightmares 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Smokers. Dirty, horrible habit. Our house is on an end terrace, and passers-by seem to think they can just throw fag ends into our front garden or chuck them on the grass at the side of the house. I'm sorry if i offend any smokers on here, but it's just unacceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 It's an awful show. And it's a sad day when Simon Cowell is the most likeable of the judges. There wasn't a thread about it in the TV forum so thought i would talk about it here. I enjoy the show and there are some amazing talents out there, some weird and wonderful things that people think up and obviously put a lot of work into and then Walliams goes and gives the golden buzzer to some absolute fruit cake up there embarrassing herself. The auditions are great and funny but last night there was that woman who got the golden buzzer and then there was also that awful awful impersonator who anyone could have told were shit and wouldn't go anywhere and should have been nowhere near the semis when you saw some of the acts that didn't get through. The show again proving that its not really all about talent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Smokers. Dirty, horrible habit. Our house is on an end terrace, and passers-by seem to think they can just throw fag ends into our front garden or chuck them on the grass at the side of the house. I'm sorry if i offend any smokers on here, but it's just unacceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Double-posts taking up two of the five threads listed in the Recent Posts list, every other fucking morning... and always from the fucking Juniors subforum for some reason! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Having to shave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 My works car park. Can anyone actually park there car without taking up 2 spaces? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 My works car park. Can anyone actually park there car without taking up 2 spaces? Take pictures and post them on 'Parked Like A Knob' on Facebook, then bring it to their attention. If that doesn't stop them, do a shite on their bonnet and key their car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 When you're sitting at your desk trying to listen to music to get through the soul destroying spreadsheet work that seems to fill up each day and the guys behind you are talking to the horrible wee cleaner woman so loudly you can barely hear your music. Shut...the..f**k...up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Still ongoing. Started 3am Saturday and shows no sign of stopping. Considering sipuku. Now been admitted to hospital in Paisley. RIP Sweet Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Now been admitted to hospital in Paisley. RIP Sweet Pete. Being in the RAH is more likely to kill you than your illness TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I'm in London and thought about going to Julian Sperroni's testrimonial tonight. £25.00 a pop, to watch Dundee in a friendly. The Argentinian millionaire can piss off. I'll spend it on drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Now been admitted to hospital in Paisley. RIP Sweet Pete. Have you got a garden strimmer that I could have if you die as mine appears to be fucked? Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Now been admitted to hospital in Paisley. RIP Sweet Pete.Toodle pip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Is the wife being looked after?Does the wife's sister need consoled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Does the wife's sister need consoled? Knew you'd look! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Broken escalators and the way they f*ck with your brain as you try to walk on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Have you got a garden strimmer that I could have if you die as mine appears to be fucked? Cheers. I don't even have a garden, meight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Knew you'd look! Haha couldn't resist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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