KnightswoodBear Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 It's me. With my penis I thought it was Paloma Faith. Apologies. It sounds more impressive now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 You should hear my arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 You should hear my arse Does it sound like Dame Kiri Te Kanawa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 There is a fucking Christmas tree up with fake presents underneath and mince pies for sale in the co-op in Aberlour. There is still 3 months to go til Christmas. Sake. That's not Christmas, that's Aberlour's annual homage to Cliff Richard. All hail the sun god 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 ^^^ not a team player.It's an 'only child' thing compounded by over 30 years service.Oh, and a shit Manager. Anyway, I reckon the red wine is on my side tonight.. :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Sad b*****ds who queue up for the newest iphone days before they go on sale. Yep every year this pops up. And the media perpetuate the belief that queuing for a new phone is something to be proud about. They should be pointing and laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Parked near me today. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1443198373.393903.jpg There was a car in front of me yesterday in Perth that had 464 LOL as it's reg. I don't know what he had to laugh about, he was driving a brown Skoda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 There was a car in front of me yesterday in Perth that had 464 LOL as it's reg. I don't know what he had to laugh about, he was driving a brown Skoda. If only you had a picture that would have made my otherwise shite day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Parked near me today. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1443198373.393903.jpg I'm doubtless being really dense, but not getting this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm doubtless being really dense, but not getting this. I agree with you and I don't get it either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm doubtless being really dense, but not getting this. I agree with you and I don't get it either.Thank f**k for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 What a throbber, he gives throbbers a bad name, even worse than throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Read the wee writing in the plate. Did the car have no floor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Parked near me today. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1443198373.393903.jpg I'm not a big fan of puns but he actually does need a kick in the stanes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm not a big fan of puns but he actually does need a kick in the stanes.He who is without sin... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 James Corden is on "Deal or no deal" with Edmonds and I can't decide which one i'd rather kick in the baws first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Lydon getting interviewed by this Piers Morgan p***k. A little bit of my soul died tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Lydon getting interviewed by this Piers Morgan p***k. A little bit of my soul died tonight.I got his book at Christmas, Lydon's not Morgan's. I can't finish it, he comes across as an irritating wee c**t. Which I know he always was, but not in a good way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 As if contraflow on the roadway isn't enough, we now have these unwashed c***s making the bridge lopsided. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/ucg-campaigners-will-form-human-chain-across-forth-road-bridge-1.902031 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I have a sore throat, but on the bright side, I'll be in the pub in fifteen minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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