BuddieInDundee Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 The phrase "I could care less" being said. I could combust in response. Couldn't care less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 The phrase "I could care less" being said. I could combust in response. Or pish your pants? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 One dug has fucked it it's cruciate ligament and the other has a persistent ear infection. Costing me a fortune in vet bills and I need to wait to get my pet insurance claim ratified before I see any of it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 One dug has fucked it it's cruciate ligament and the other has a persistent ear infection. Costing me a fortune in vet bills and I need to wait to get my pet insurance claim ratified before I see any of it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Ach, the wean likes them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 While overtaking a van on the A90 last Sunday at 70 mph I saw something in the road, by the time it had registered that there was something in the road and I was going to hit it well I hit it. Turns out someone had lost a brick and I had found it, burst tyre and bent the rim of the alloy wheel. Managed to get a replacement wheel on eBay for £20 and I'll have a nice cheap visit to my local tyre fitter tomorrow, so all in all its been fun times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Sad b*****ds who queue up for the newest iphone days before they go on sale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Ach, the wean likes them.Send them to live on a farm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Sad b*****ds who queue up for the newest iphone days before they go on sale. Hot on his heels is Jess Green, an 18-year-old social media worker who has also been camping out since Monday night. social media worker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Rugby referees pointing the wrong way for free kicks/penalties e.g if Scotland get a free kick/pen he points towards the side we're defending rather than the side we're attacking. I can understand why, at least in rugby they are often in two distinct banks and the referee is in the middle, makes it easier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 There is a fucking Christmas tree up with fake presents underneath and mince pies for sale in the co-op in Aberlour. There is still 3 months to go til Christmas. Sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Cwistmas!!!! 1! Have you got a wisp m8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 There is a fucking Christmas tree up with fake presents underneath and mince pies for sale in the co-op in Aberlour. There is still 3 months to go til Christmas. Sake. Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 *whisper* I think he's one of the naughty ones. *whisper* You already wearing your Santa pj's? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Apparently a pub in Dumfries (The Granary) has their tree up already. Sad fucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Automated message phone calls, been getting one or two a day at work just now, often start 'this is important information' or 'this is an important message', Not important enough that you can be bothered getting an actual human being to phone me, so not important enough that I have to listen to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) Having to attend a "Team Meeting" in approx' 20 minutes. It's gonna be shite.. ETA - it was. Edited September 24, 2015 by broon-loon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Jamie McIvor on BBC Radio Scotland, what a fucking slackpouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 That Paloma Faith cover of World in Union for the Rubgy WC sounds like someone is physically assaulting her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 That Paloma Faith cover of World in Union for the Rubgy WC sounds like someone is physically assaulting her. It's me. With my penis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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