Sweet Pete Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Sister just off the phone. 36 minutes of Yankee Candles, some fucking shitty romantic telly programme on Amazon prime and the fact that she's rushed off her feet at at work (even though she only fucking works part time). Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 That Joe Hart "no no no no no no there's no dandruff" ad has clearly been commissioned, planned and created by people who have never been to a single fitba game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 That Joe Hart "no no no no no no there's no dandruff" ad has clearly been commissioned, planned and created by people who have never been to a single fitba game. I thought that until I saw that brutal chanting from stoke fans at the weekend. The naughty40 will be birlin in their graves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 That Joe Hart "no no no no no no there's no dandruff" ad has clearly been commissioned, planned and created by people who have never been to a single fitba game. It's been sung at games for a few years now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I can't get that fucking dandruff thing out of my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I can't get that fucking dandruff thing out of my head. Don't shake your head when you're checking my ticket please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I don't have dandruff because I use the supermarket own brand version of Head & Shoulders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 I don't have dandruff because I exude essential oils like my ancestors were slugs. I have to wash my hair twice in the morning to make sure all the grease is gone. You flakeys don't know you're born, I tells ya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 People linking their Twitter to their profile here. We're forever being informed of how many people have unfollowed GordieBoy and there's somecunt ending RRFC who talks like an 1 year old idiot on msn, complete with emojis. Today's pickings. There's no surprise it's knife licker 1 & 2 at the top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 That's not what happened, big Bradley couldn't accept the answer because the wrong person answered after their teammate buzzed. ah, that explains it!. I was absolutely seething at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 There's an event on at the church opposite my house so the worshippers have taken up every parking space on the street. Not very Christian of them imo. I've parked on double yellows for a couple of hours til they go so hopefully God takes my side and I don't get ticketed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Glenn Hoddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) People who get on the bus in the morning and take a Metro, but they go half way down the pile and take one rather than taking the one at the top. Why? What's wrong with the one at the top? Is it the possibility that someone else may have already read it and you don't want to read a second hand free newspaper? Edited December 10, 2015 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 People who get on the bus in the morning and take a Metro, but they go half way down the pile and take one rather than taking the one at the top. Why? What's wrong with the one at the top? Is it the possibility that someone else may have already read it and you don't want to read a second hand free newspaper? Same reason you never use the first urinal unless forced 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 There's an event on at the church opposite my house so the worshippers have taken up every parking space on the street. Not very Christian of them imo. I've parked on double yellows for a couple of hours til they go so hopefully God takes my side and I don't get ticketed. Glenn Hoddle. Are these two posts related? Is he parked in a disabled bay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Same reason you never use the first urinal unless forcedBut if everyone believes this then surely using the first one is the thing to do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 People that sit in front of the tv with their meal on a tray, rather than sitting at a table. The tv isnt that important that you cant be social for a little while?? Just the same as folk who play about with their phones whilst having a meal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Gunther managing to get a mention of his Mrs in near enough every post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Jet skis and the people who hire them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Gunther managing to get a mention of his Mrs in near enough every post. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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