smpar Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Absolute stinker of a hangover today How many predatory, psychopathic texts did you send to your two bitches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 How many predatory, psychopathic texts did you send to your two bitches? Well B and her new lad were with me all night, so none. And I'm no longer in contact with A. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Well B and her new lad were with me all night, so none. And I'm no longer in contact with A.Aye, best to stay on the right side of the court. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Aye, best to stay on the right side of the court. That's a different ballgame altogether. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 The Paddy Power advert where the guy's phone charge is at 1%. When the guy's wife phones, it comes up on his phone as "Wifey". Fucking unacceptable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 (edited) The Paddy Power advert where the guy's phone charge is at 1%. When the guy's wife phones, it comes up on his phone as "Wifey". Fucking unacceptableThe whole advert is utter dogshit. Very disappointing considering their usual standard. Edited January 30, 2016 by pandarilla 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Chevy are now marketing a car that mutes the stereo until you've buckled your seat belt. Because beeping at us incessantly is apparently not enough. Wonder how long it will be before all new cars come with a mother-in-law installed on the back seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I think it's pretty funny tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Leaving someone in goals for a prolonged spell, just because they haven't conceded a set number of goals is pish behaviour. Precisely. Especially when someone like myself who is both prolific outfield and performs heroics in goal with cat-like agility. Why should my ability be a hinderance to my time on the pitch? This has got me thinking - do professional keepers wear jockstraps? There is nothing worse than spreading yourself open legged to make a save and taking the ball right in the unmentionables. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Snapchat bitches are not being as forthcoming this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Who was the first to confuse Castle Greyskull and Snake Mountain in reference to Ibrox, i.e. who called it Castle Greyskull when what they should have meant was Snake Mountain? Castle Greyskull is where the good guys live, and that's definitely not Ibrox. Snake Mountain is where all the bad c***s live. That is Ibrox. Why is this mistake still made? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Who was the first to confuse Castle Greyskull and Snake Mountain in reference to Ibrox, i.e. who called it Castle Greyskull when what they should have meant was Snake Mountain? Castle Greyskull is where the good guys live, and that's definitely not Ibrox. Snake Mountain is where all the bad c***s live. That is Ibrox. Why is this mistake still made? Encyclopaedic knowledge of 80s cartoons does not come easily to all members of the general population Nor does "Castle Greyskull" as a name conjure up any images to the uninitiated which would suggest it should have any affiliation with 'good guys' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Who was the first to confuse Castle Greyskull and Snake Mountain in reference to Ibrox, i.e. who called it Castle Greyskull when what they should have meant was Snake Mountain? Castle Greyskull is where the good guys live, and that's definitely not Ibrox. Snake Mountain is where all the bad c***s live. That is Ibrox. Why is this mistake still made? I think Zombieland would be an appropriate name for Ibrox, a place inhabited by beings who refuse to accept that they have been dead for a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Getting a new kitchen fitted next week, clearing cupboards out is a real pain in the tits, especially with a hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Getting a new kitchen fitted next week, clearing cupboards out is a real pain in the tits, especially with a hangover. Shouldn't have left it until the day before the kitchen fitter comes in then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 It's okay, I'm on a train to Inverness so he's doing it all himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 (edited) The Black Isle. It's not black, plus it's not even an island. Who was the first to confuse Castle Greyskull and Snake Mountain in reference to Ibrox, i.e. who called it Castle Greyskull when what they should have meant was Snake Mountain? Castle Greyskull is where the good guys live, and that's definitely not Ibrox. Snake Mountain is where all the bad c***s live. That is Ibrox. Why is this mistake still made? More of a quick question, but who was the BBC Scotland weather girl who referred to Ibrox as Castle Greyskull during one of her forecasts? I remember laughing out loud at the time, although the sheer number of complaints the BBC got suggests that not everyone shared her sense of humour (making the whole seeth inducing-episode even better). Not Heather the Weather but some Killie girl. Gail..? Edited January 31, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Who was the first to confuse Castle Greyskull and Snake Mountain in reference to Ibrox, i.e. who called it Castle Greyskull when what they should have meant was Snake Mountain? Castle Greyskull is where the good guys live, and that's definitely not Ibrox. Snake Mountain is where all the bad c***s live. That is Ibrox. Why is this mistake still made? I'd wager it was Only An Excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 The Black Isle. It's not black, plus it's not even an island. More of a quick question, but who was the BBC Scotland weather girl who referred to Ibrox as Castle Greyskull during one of her forecasts? Allegedly it's called that because when the Vikings were heading over for the first time, all they could see was blackness due to the density of the forests and they thought it was an island. Could well be a lot of shite as I wasn't there man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Allegedly it's called that because when the Vikings were heading over for the first time, all they could see was blackness due to the density of the forests and they thought it was an island. Could well be a lot of shite as I wasn't there man. Nonsense. It's from a poorly constructed Skeletor / He-Man joke. After being bothered to search, Kirsty McCabe is the weather girl btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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