resk Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Saw this quote about Hoddle on Twitter the other day. Pretty funny. It's taken from Teddy Sheringhams autobiography. That's brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherchance Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Cat chewed up my earphones last night so had to brave the commute in today with my fellow passengers as the soundtrack.Woman next to me sniffed her way through the first 20 minutes of the 30 minute journey, literally a sniff every 10 seconds, right on cue.Got to the point where I deliberately sniffed immediately after her, and after about 90 seconds of that she stopped it, without a sniff of a sniff for the remainder of the journey.I'm calling that a win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 2 hours ago, GordonD said: People who, when you thank them for something, say, "Oh, it's the least I could do." In other words they've done the bare minimum and aren't willing to go any further. Are you married? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 8 hours ago, anotherchance said: Cat chewed up my earphones last night so had to brave the commute in today with my fellow passengers as the soundtrack. Woman next to me sniffed her way through the first 20 minutes of the 30 minute journey, literally a sniff every 10 seconds, right on cue. Got to the point where I deliberately sniffed immediately after her, and after about 90 seconds of that she stopped it, without a sniff of a sniff for the remainder of the journey. I'm calling that a win. See the fun you're missing out on when you stick earphones in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 9 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Are you married? A question only to be asked to Gunther IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 The "Black Lives Matter" protesters that closed London city airport all appear to be middle class white people from the photos I've seen. I'm sure the refugees fighting for their lives in the Mediterranean are delighted and really appreciate James, 19 from Kensington making camp on a flawlessly paved surface on one of the warmest nights of the year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Are you married? Sorry, you're not my type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Black Lives Matter UK said: "Whilst at London City Airport a small elite is able to fly, in 2016 alone 3,176 migrants are known to have died or gone missing in the Mediterranean. Black people are the first to die, not the first to fly, in this racist climate crisis." I'd never considered myself as part of the elite when I get a cheap flight from Edinburgh to London City but I suppose that's me telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Black people are the first to die, not the first to fly, in this racist climate crisis." Sing that in Morrissey's voice. It still doesn't make any sense, but it is funnier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 I was very close to booking a London City flight for today, but decided I couldn't be arsed with an extra night in London so decided to take tomorrow's red eye instead. A wise choice it seems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 f**k it they should just continue with take offs and landings. The twats will soon get off the runway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sing that in Morrissey's voice. It still doesn't make any sense, but it is funnier. I heard it in a 70's Blaxploitation pimp voice. They need a better press release writer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Another spokesperson was just on the radio to say it's a protest against black people being exposed to air pollution, as lots of black people live in Newham (the borough surrounding city airport). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 White people don't breathe then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: White people don't breathe then? The much underrated follow up to the classic 'White Men Can't Jump'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 On 9/4/2016 at 22:48, jester said: Smug folk who sit on the train with their feet on the seats, then take them down at the twitch of a door in case it's the ticket collector. As soon as the ticket collector has gone it's feet back on the seats again. Utter shitebags. Keep your manky, dogshit covered, who knows where they have been loafers AFF THE SEATS! Oh, and leaky headphones. TBF they're not really for drinking out of! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Project handovers, a necessary evil, but an incredibly dull process in creating one that a newbie can understand, that won't have me answering questions about it when I'm back home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Stop working for Gavin Masterton then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Redundancy meetings at work. Yay Been there before. Not much fun but with hindsight it was the best thing that could have happened to me employment-wise.Good luck anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Black Lives Matter UK said: "Whilst at London City Airport a small elite is able to fly, in 2016 alone 3,176 migrants are known to have died or gone missing in the Mediterranean. Black people are the first to die, not the first to fly, in this racist climate crisis." I'd never considered myself as part of the elite when I get a cheap flight from Edinburgh to London City but I suppose that's me telt. They really want on that bandwagon, don't they? There's also the easily overlooked fact that the vast majority of migrants attempting to cross the Med aren't black. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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