welshbairn Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 I'm in serious shit for lying in bed for 2 days with a bad back but managing to make it to the pub and game and back with no serious problems. I thought I was being brave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 The waves on the Reporting Scotland weather forecasts. Most notable around the Mull of Galloway peninsula, the waves hit the coast but apparently pass underneath the land undisrupted into Luce Bay, whereas in real life you'd get a more complicated pattern. It's also an apparent south westerly wind across the entire map area every single day, usually contradicting the wind directions being presented. A farce if ever there was one. I sometimes struggle to sleep when I think about this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Piles. Fuckin literally a pain in the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Saturday fucking nightshift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Peeling potatoes. Shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 ^^ on jankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Burst fitba coupons with shite like Slovenia and Gillingham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Abbreviating/slang in texts. With no character limit and phones that actively correct your misspellings there's no need for it. I really wonder what people do with all the time they save doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 41 minutes ago, wasted said: Abbreviating/slang in texts. With no character limit and phones that actively correct your misspellings there's no need for it. I really wonder what people do with all the time they save doing it. agrd m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 3 hours ago, wasted said: Abbreviating/slang in texts. With no character limit and phones that actively correct your misspellings there's no need for it. I really wonder what people do with all the time they save doing it. 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: agrd m8. My sister was an English teacher and used to send these terrible cu l8r type texts. She is dead now. Karma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: My sister was an English teacher and used to send these terrible cu l8r type texts. She is dead now. Karma. Did she believe in the afterlife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Did she believe in the afterlife? I'm not sure - the conversation was bit one sided the last time I saw her! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'm not sure - the conversation was bit one sided the last time I saw her! F*cking English teachers - can never get a word in with them... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Smug folk who sit on the train with their feet on the seats, then take them down at the twitch of a door in case it's the ticket collector. As soon as the ticket collector has gone it's feet back on the seats again. Utter shitebags. Keep your manky, dogshit covered, who knows where they have been loafers AFF THE SEATS! Oh, and leaky headphones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miss dundee Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 My husband breathing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 My husband breathing Pillows help with that problem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, ajwffc said: Pillows help with that problem *awaits Philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Whilst drunk and feeling lonely and sorry my myself I signed up to a free month's trial on Match.com a few weeks ago (about a month ago in fact). Needless to say I had absolutely no success so did not renew. However now that I've cancelled my subscription I've getting loads of emails (at least 15 a day) claiming that folk have viewed my profile. Obviously they're fake and it's the company trying to get me to buy another subscription, and indeed a quick Google has confirmed that this is pretty much standard practice, but still a bit w**k, as whilst I did have a subscription I had almost no views (sob). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Did your profile state that you were specifically seeking an amputee DA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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