Gregor147 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I'm the same rugster - for years I would always go after work but going in the morning is best and sets you up for the day ahead. You should always go during work.a) You save money on toilet paper.b) You're technically getting paid to shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 17 minutes ago, Gregor147 said: You should always go during work. a) You save money on toilet paper. b) You're technically getting paid to shit. Used to work with a lassie who's favourite mantra was "You don't take a shit in your own time". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 (edited) Sky's updated menu. I don't give a f**k what your "Top Picks" are. Get them to f**k. It's a fucking dog's dinner now. Edited September 2, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 47 minutes ago, thisGRAEME said: We've got an intern in the office over the summer and today she's 'learning how to whistle'. Good chance she's getting a rap in the puss before lunchtime. Is she going to be a shepherd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Used to work with a lassie who's favourite mantra was "You don't take a shit in your own time". An overtime dump is even more satisfying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 31 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sky's updated menu. I don't give a f**k what your "Top Picks" are. Get them to f**k. It's a fucking dog's dinner now. I've got perfect eyesight but now the planner is a wee barely visible postage stamp in the top corner. Cheers for making me feel like a geriatric Sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 (edited) Fucking safe spaces, when did everyone in uni become complete fannies?https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/03/24/someone-wrote-trump-2016-on-emorys-campus-in-chalk-some-students-said-they-no-longer-feel-safe/ Now i dont have a clue about the Wid Kurdish fighter, but the Safe spaces/counselling after seeing "Trump 2016" is true. Edited September 2, 2016 by EdgarusQPFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Fucking safe spaces, when did everyone in uni become complete fannies?https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/03/24/someone-wrote-trump-2016-on-emorys-campus-in-chalk-some-students-said-they-no-longer-feel-safe/ Now i dont have a clue about the Wid Kurdish fighter, but the Safe spaces/counselling after seeing "Trump 2016" is true. Imagine how they'd react to the standard Nedcock (c) scrawled on a blackboard. Cock, balls, three pubes (no more, no less) on each bollock and the standard dotted line of piss/spunk. They'd probably die from the horror of it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 No matter how long you wait before you get on the train that's just disgorged its passengers, there's always some dozy b*****d who is much later than everyone else in getting off, meaning a back track for everyone wanting to get on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Fucking safe spaces, when did everyone in uni become complete fannies?https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/03/24/someone-wrote-trump-2016-on-emorys-campus-in-chalk-some-students-said-they-no-longer-feel-safe/ Now i dont have a clue about the Wid Kurdish fighter, but the Safe spaces/counselling after seeing "Trump 2016" is true. If she was fighting against me I would readily submit... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Imagine how they'd react to the standard Nedcock (c) scrawled on a blackboard. Cock, balls, three pubes (no more, no less) on each bollock and the standard dotted line of piss/spunk. They'd probably die from the horror of it all. "Flee to the safe space!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 People who start sentences with "its about...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Fucking safe spaces, when did everyone in uni become complete fannies?https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/03/24/someone-wrote-trump-2016-on-emorys-campus-in-chalk-some-students-said-they-no-longer-feel-safe/ Now i dont have a clue about the Wid Kurdish fighter, but the Safe spaces/counselling after seeing "Trump 2016" is true. I don't get it either. We live in a world where political debate at universities is being stifled by the fear of people being offended. When people like Germaine Greer are being no platformed you know things have gone too far.Oxford University had scheduled a debate about abortion a couple of years ago between two journalists on opposing sides. Personally I am absolutely 100% in favour of abortion, but the idea of it being debated seems unproblematic to me. However due to the fear that it would offend people the debate got cancelled after pressure from a group of students. I think it's frightening when this is happening. No platforming for people who are inciting violence is fine, but for people expressing and debating an opinion is concerning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 19 minutes ago, jmothecat said: I don't get it either. We live in a world where political debate at universities is being stifled by the fear of people being offended. When people like Germaine Greer are being no platformed you know things have gone too far. Oxford University had scheduled a debate about abortion a couple of years ago between two journalists on opposing sides. Personally I am absolutely 100% in favour of abortion, but the idea of it being debated seems unproblematic to me. However due to the fear that it would offend people the debate got cancelled after pressure from a group of students. I think it's frightening when this is happening. No platforming for people who are inciting violence is fine, but for people expressing and debating an opinion is concerning. Couldn't agree more, it seems daft to some but I have genuine fear of what society will become if these kinds of attitudes become the norm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 *becoming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Total fucking p***ks in car parks, allowing every other c**t out in front, meaning that the traffic lights that control the junction , and only allow three cars at a push, while on Green, out onto the road take forever to negotiate, Ironic the c**t in front was showing displeasure in not getting any further forward . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 RONNIE PICKERING! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Just found myself texting @ in place of 'at'. What sort of lazy c*** abbreviates a two letter word?Off to find a wasp infested bin to kick for my sins... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Timothy Stanley. I struggle to believe he is actually as right wing as he acts. I think he must just enjoy trolling the left by being a pantomime right-wing villain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 I hate having manflu. Even worse when the wife and daughter just look at me with scorn and refuse to believe that my manflu is much worse than anything that they have ever had. They are just being incredibly mean to me by refusing to wait on me hand and foot, they wont even peel any grapes for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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