Hedgecutter Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 If they get deported back to Australia could they take me with them please? You'd probably struggle to meet their visa requirements and get deported back to Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 You'd probably struggle to meet their visa requirements and get deported back to Scotland. That's the real tragedy here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 People (women) who wear fancy sports gear to go walking. You're just walking love, you don't need to wear fucking under-armour and a fucking visor. Also, that story about the Australian family is mostly bullshit. They're chancers who did know that the system was changing before they decided to move and they've been trying to cheat the system for years and deserve to be deported. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Just now, Spain said: People (women) who wear fancy sports gear to go walking. You're just walking love, you don't need to wear fucking under-armour and a fucking visor. Also, that story about the Australian family is mostly bullshit. They're chancers who did know that the system was changing before they decided to move and they've been trying to cheat the system for years and deserve to be deported. Too right, they had plenty warnings and time to adhere to the visa requirements but decided to gamble on being white middle class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Waiting staff that make small mistakes like dropping glasses when I'm paying top dollar at a restaurant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 7 hours ago, philpy said: The new irn bru "xtra". Vile taste, no wonder morrisons are punting it at 78p for 2 litres. How does it compare to Diet Irn-Bru, Philpy? I haven't seen the Xtra anywhere yet, and I've sadly been off the Bru since I worked out that caffeine wasn't doing me any good, but I'd put up with the new one if it was reasonably close to Diet and didn't make my headaches worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Otherwise, lovely looking women that have greasy faces, and you just think they should use a Swarfega as soap.Or sometimes they are so greasy, you'd need to pop them in a diesel bath. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 The D:ream song Things Can Only Get Better as seen in the video in jmothecat's sig, above. Brian Cox of all people should know that entropy will ultimately lead to the heat-death of the universe, so in fact things can only get worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Waiting staff that make small mistakes like dropping glasses when I'm paying top dollar at a restaurant. Where in Motherwell would you pay top dollar? Burger King doesn't count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Where in Motherwell would you pay top dollar? Burger King doesn't count. Toni Macaroni. Of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, 18May1991 said: Toni Macaroni. Of course. The Livingston sponsor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 The new irn bru "xtra". Vile taste, no wonder morrisons are punting it at 78p for 2 litres. Having some just now out of sheer curiosity after reading this. Not that bad imo, just that the taste dies off a bit quickly. Better than the sugar free variety I'd say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 TV game show hosts who tell the studio audience, "Give them a round of applause!" No, I'll decide whether they've done anything to merit me applauding them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 International breaks. I used to find them really exciting whereas now it seems like an unwelcome break from the football I actually want to watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Where in Motherwell would you pay top dollar? Burger King doesn't count. There's a Burger King in Motherwell? The place hasn't been the same since Wimpy closed. ETA: PTTGOMN: Burger shops that don't provide plates, knives, forks and don't have Mr Wimpy as a mascot. Edited August 28, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Do waiters and waitresses in posh restaurants get paid more than the guys who work in an average place like Frankie and Bennys? Always expected they wouldn't but the tips would be greater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 2 hours ago, jmothecat said: International breaks. I used to find them really exciting whereas now it seems like an unwelcome break from the football I actually want to watch. Combining this 1 with the super diddy cup is quite an idea. On Sunday I'm gonnae watch Turriff play Hibs before cheering on Slovakia and Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 One of my jobs when I was a student I was a waiter at a posh restaurant and got paid the minimum wage and was on a zero hours contract. Tips were poor because they pooled them and split them between everyone. Made more working for a downmarket bar/cafe the following summer. Had more fun and staff were treated better too. I don't know if that is typical, I'm sure Michelin star places and top of the range places pay more, but I'm glad I saw sense and decided to leave service altogether and go for a supermarket by the time I was in third year. Better pay, better job, treated a lot better, actually given contracted hours etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 People who park big f**k off 4x4s or long vans in standard parking spaces so that the back sticks out causing an obstruction, all just because they are lazy c***s and want to park as close to the store as possible. This is particularly annoying when the car park is 3/4 empty and they could have chosen any one of over 100 empty back to back spaces. People who decide to have a catch up with their pals at the entrance to the supermarket, between the two sets of automatic doors, right in the way of every other person who wants to come or go. I bet one of c***s drives a 4x4 and the other a long van. Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 IKEA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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