Stellaboz Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Two things... The "jovial banter" between the contestants on Tipping Point. f**k off, you're meant to be competing against each other, not congratulating each other on how good a drop it was. Winter is shit. Anyone who likes is v. weird. It's a horrible, lazy fcking disgusting waste of time watching that show. Basically watching morons play a bigger version of the coin machine at the shows. My parents had it on one time I was down. I pointedly refuse to watch such nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: It's a horrible, lazy fcking disgusting waste of time watching that show. Basically watching morons play a bigger version of the coin machine at the shows. My parents had it on one time I was down. I pointedly refuse to watch such nonsense. Can't remember who it was that said Tipping Point was for those too thick to get on other quiz shows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Surely you mean deal or no deal. At least there are questions on tipping point Never seen that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Never seen that! Channel 4, Noel Edmonds, folk open boxes, no missing much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Yewtree candidate pretending to be on the phone to someone and stringing out a skill-less endeavour where greedy b*****ds get their hearts broken I'd just open my box right at the start and sit back with a smug grin to watch Noel try fill 30mins of airtime there after! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Yewtree candidate pretending to be on the phone to someone and stringing out a skill-less endeavour where greedy b*****ds get their hearts broken This should be what comes up when you press 'i' on your remote to find out what the f**k the programme is about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 24 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Yewtree candidate pretending to be on the phone to someone and stringing out a skill-less endeavour where greedy b*****ds get their hearts broken I've always said that Noel should do away with the phone and "contact" the banker be holding his arms out, rolling his eyes into the back of their sockets and moaning out his offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 How long can you leave eggs after best before date but still use them? Asking for a friend. [emoji52] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Bus Tales of Hedgecutter (chapter CLXVII):Meant to be getting the rather nice, cosy and direct Megabus Gold bus from Aberdeen to Glasgow. However... staff in Aberdeen brought out the rather (over)elaborate robotic wheelchair aid to get a disabled lad on, evidently having no idea how the thing works. It will therefore come as no major surprise that after eventually getting him on board, the thing gets stuck and nobody has a scooby how to fix it, with the 'soon to arrive in a minute' mechanic being a total no-show. After about half an hour, those of us with functional legs are put on the shitey Edinburgh coach to catch a shiteier, frozen one from Dundee, with the disabled guy still trapped on a bus in Aberdeen for all I know. One hoorah is that the coach has plug sockets for your mobile, the downside is that they don't actually do anything. This country. PS. Last time I got the train down I ended up with a replacement bus. Why can't buses get replacement trains? (rhetorical) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Bus Tales of Hedgecutter (chapter CLXVII):Meant to be getting the rather nice, cosy and direct Megabus Gold bus from Aberdeen to Glasgow. However... staff in Aberdeen brought out the rather (over)elaborate robotic wheelchair aid to get a disabled lad on, evidently having no idea how the thing works. It will therefore come as no major surprise that after eventually getting him on board, the thing gets stuck and nobody has a scooby how to fix it, with the 'soon to arrive in a minute' mechanic being a total no-show. After about half an hour, those of us with functional legs are put on the shitey Edinburgh coach to catch a shiteier, frozen one from Dundee, with the disabled guy still trapped on a bus in Aberdeen for all I know. One hoorah is that the coach has plug sockets for your mobile, the downside is that they don't actually do anything. This country. PS. Last time I got the train down I ended up with a replacement bus. Why can't buses get replacement trains? (rhetorical) Buses should tow wheelchairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 16 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: How long can you leave eggs after best before date but still use them? Asking for a friend. Shake them. If they rattle, they're off. If they don't, they're fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Shake them. If they rattle, they're off. If they don't, they're fine. There is also a water test and you can tell if they're off by the way they float. Can't remember what they do when they are off though, think they float on their side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: There is also a water test and you can tell if they're off by the way they float. Can't remember what they do when they are off though, think they float on their side. That's witches you're thinking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 This also applies to your girlfriend/mother if you want to test if she's a witch or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: This also applies to your girlfriend/mother if you want to test if she's a witch or not. You and Miley - enough with the duelling banjos already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Think I've got an absess in my gum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Yewtree candidate pretending to be on the phone to someone and stringing out a skill-less endeavour where greedy b*****ds get their hearts broken Brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Had to travel down to Leeds today for work. Got the 04:30 London Euston train from Glasgow but had to change at Lancaster. The Lancaster - Leeds train was run by Northern Railways, I think, and arrived directly from 1954. 2 hours on this fucking freezing, ancient, rattley fucking piece of shite did not improve my mood when I arrived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Think I've got an absess in my gum Ya fucker. That's not really petty. That can be downright nasty. U OK hon? (Not sure if using this in the correct context) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Ya fucker. That's not really petty. That can be downright nasty. U OK ***?(Not sure if using this in the correct context) I'm sound, pal. Thanks for your concern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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