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I despise corden - but a few years ago he did an outstanding clip for comic relief with George Michael in the car. The round the table scene with various celebrities taking the piss out of themselves was genuinely funny.

 

Nothing with James Corden has ever been funny. He's a unfunny fat c**t. Have you a link to this alleged funny incident involving Corden?

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4 minutes ago, Scary Bear said:

 

Nothing with James Corden has ever been funny. He's a unfunny fat c**t. Have you a link to this alleged funny incident involving Corden?

I have never found him funny but I thought he was good in the screen version of The History Boys.

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11 hours ago, Hamish's Passenger said:

The word 'Minter' being severely overused on this forum now.

Well, that kind of knackers the post I was about to make about British boxers from the 1970s...

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Being absolutely shattered buy still being unable to get some sleep. Think I've been awake for ~50hrs (maybe an hours kip in total in that time) and self admittedly absolutely grouchy as f***.

 

That and c***s playing Irish folk songs loudly using those really shitey Apple earphones that you get with an iPod.

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Pubs, usually the more expensive poncey ones, that don't serve their spirits from optics but decant them into silver measuring devices. A completely pointless exercise and a waste of time. Fair enough, every whisky can't be in a optic, but come on...  

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Crippling hangovers that are in no way proportionate to the amount you drank the previous night.


Had a memorable one last year where I had three pints of Staropramen and was a mess the next day. Out again the following week on a big stag weekend and no problem in the slightest.
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2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

 


Had a memorable one last year where I had three pints of Staropramen and was a mess the next day. Out again the following week on a big stag weekend and no problem in the slightest.

 

I think I had 5 pints of Estrella last night and up until an hour or so ago, if you had offered me the sweet embrace of death, I'd have gladly taken it 

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Just now, KnightswoodBear said:

I think I had 5 pints of Estrella last night and up until an hour or so ago, if you had offered me the sweet embrace of death, I'd have gladly taken it 

Man up and get a beer in you

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1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I was out pottering about in the garden and the thought has crossed my mind.  Think i need to drive later, unfortunately.

Amateur. Have a drink now. When she asks you to drive later "aw, I've had a drink". Then, as you're not driving, you may as well have a drink. 

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