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1 minute ago, pandarilla said:

 


Is that your only problem with them?

 

They scare the other birds away, sit on the kitchen window sill and bash away at it, shit on your car and steal the food out of your plate/hand. Their saving grace is that they're cowards, fly a raptor around and they f**k right off for months and don't come back for months, if not years. Haven't seen one this year. Car's still covered in shit though.

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They scare the other birds away, sit on the kitchen window sill and bash away at it, shit on your car and steal the food out of your plate/hand. Their saving grace is that they're cowards, fly a raptor around and they f**k right off for months and don't come back for months, if not years. Haven't seen one this year. Car's still covered in shit though.


Of course they scare the other birds away - they're the biggest fuckers. And stealing food shows just how gallus they are. Gulls = guid c***s.

(Of all the things I expected to be doing this fine Sunday evening, defending the honour of seagulls was pretty low down the list)
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They scare the other birds away, sit on the kitchen window sill and bash away at it, shit on your car and steal the food out of your plate/hand. Their saving grace is that they're cowards, fly a raptor around and they f**k right off for months and don't come back for months, if not years. Haven't seen one this year. Car's still covered in shit though.

You've got a raptor?!
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Britain's Got Talent

I don't watch this through personal choice but when out visiting a friend it was on.  (Her house, her rules apparently)

When a singer comes on they sing about two notes and the audience start cheering/whistling/applauding. If you shut up we might actually hear if they have talent, keep your cheering/whistling and applauding to the end if deserved.

The judges gave one bloke (hoopman?) 4 buzzers yet he still was voted through. What's the point of the buzzers then?

A young lad came on to sing, preceded with a story about his ill gran which is what his song was about. Never mind the sob story, come on, say your name and sing, level playing field for all. The judges and audience were welling up, IMO he was crap.

Britain's Got Talent it's called so why were four Russian dancers/gymnasts on it. Admittedly they were very fit and very supple but it was hardly promoting British talent.

And we had those talentless twats Kant and Wreck putting in their tuppence worth from the side of the stage.

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3 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said:

Britain's Got Talent

I don't watch this through personal choice but when out visiting a friend it was on. 

The P&B convention is 'friend'.

I assume your favoured entry failed the phone vote,.

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19 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said:

Britain's Got Talent

I don't watch this through personal choice but when out visiting a friend it was on.  (Her house, her rules apparently)

When a singer comes on they sing about two notes and the audience start cheering/whistling/applauding. If you shut up we might actually hear if they have talent, keep your cheering/whistling and applauding to the end if deserved.

The judges gave one bloke (hoopman?) 4 buzzers yet he still was voted through. What's the point of the buzzers then?

A young lad came on to sing, preceded with a story about his ill gran which is what his song was about. Never mind the sob story, come on, say your name and sing, level playing field for all. The judges and audience were welling up, IMO he was crap.

Britain's Got Talent it's called so why were four Russian dancers/gymnasts on it. Admittedly they were very fit and very supple but it was hardly promoting British talent.

And we had those talentless twats Kant and Wreck putting in their tuppence worth from the side of the stage.

^^^ failed an audition IMO

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They scare the other birds away, sit on the kitchen window sill and bash away at it, shit on your car and steal the food out of your plate/hand. Their saving grace is that they're cowards, fly a raptor around and they f**k right off for months and don't come back for months, if not years. Haven't seen one this year. Car's still covered in shit though.

Scurries are c***s. Get them squarely to f**k.
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12 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

The P&B convention is 'friend'.

I assume your favoured entry failed the phone vote,.

Wouldn't waste my cash phoning in to this crap.

11 hours ago, LiviLion said:

^^^ failed an audition IMO

Found out. I didn't have a decent sob story. Also all my friends and family had told me I was a born star and pushed me into it. Turns out they were lying b*****ds. If only some of the others that go on the show had been told the the truth too we would be spared a lot of crap acts. Besides anything with those two Geordie twats in it sucks.

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16 hours ago, pandarilla said:

 


My dad's now got a pet seagull. He noticed a one legged gull in his garden a few years ago so he fed her. She kept coming back and it's now a bit freaky how much of a pet it is. It sits on his front fence shouting until he goes out (a few times each day). If he's not in it not going quick enough it goes round the back where if it sits on his shed it can see his chair. Genius.

 

 

16 hours ago, Fae_the_'briggs said:

Firstly, how do you know it's a she?

Because it makes a lot of noise, demands constant attention, and gives f**k all in return.

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22 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I've just watched a guy in a mask with a 10kg sack of seeds and a jug throw them all over ten closes' worth of backs. And I've seen a woman who lives in a close opposite me throw out the same stuff regularly. Absolute oddballs, the lot of them.

Just seen the same c**t at it again. Does he not have anything better to spend his money on beside bags of food for the local vermin?

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Chuggers. One really pissed me off today. Had to stop myself from telling her to f**k off. Only the part at the back of my mind that remained reasonable reminded me that telling people to f**k off, even if they are being arseholes, isn't really acceptable behaviour stopped me.

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22 minutes ago, jmothecat said:

Chuggers. One really pissed me off today. Had to stop myself from telling her to f**k off. Only the part at the back of my mind that remained reasonable reminded me that telling people to f**k off, even if they are being arseholes, isn't really acceptable behaviour stopped me.

What the hells a chugger?

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