red23 Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Surely these things were traditionally male chores (certainly the first two) so hand her the screwdriver and bucket of soapy water and tell her to get on with it. ohohohoho no no no it doesn't work that like apparently, instead they play the "too weak and not strong enough to do these tasks" card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Leave the house an utter midden and she'll get round to it. Usually they have a lower tolerance for filth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 33 minutes ago, red23 said: ohohohoho no no no it doesn't work that like apparently, instead they play the "too weak and not strong enough to do these tasks" card. I remember a newspaper cartoon from many years ago. Hatchet-faced bint holding a sign that reads EQUALITY FOR WOMEN. Saying to her husband, "If you were a gentleman you'd carry this for me!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Friends' children who consider it acceptable to punch me in the balls from their diminutive stature. How much of a fuss would their parents raise if I were to drop kick their offspring through a glass paned window? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 See it. Say it. Sorted. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: The fact that the announcements on the Subway now use "George's Cross" instead of "St George's Cross" has me absolutely seething. When did this nonsense start ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 She has now managed to spill an entire bottle of water on her car seat and it's soaked. I'm never taking a toddler on holiday again, f**k knows what made us think this was a good idea. Hiya Gerry McCann, hiya pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 People who drink "herbal infusions" are quite annoying but when they offer you it because they haven't got any actual tea they escalate that massively And no "Roobois" isn't the same thing as decaffeinated tea you fucking arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Jimmy85 said: See it. Say it. Sorted. f**k off. I'm tempted to throw myself under my train every morning when I hear this shite. Not only is it horrifically worded, it makes no sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Jimmy85 said: See it. Say it. Sorted. f**k off. I wonder how many focus group meetings they took to come up with that gem. Still better than than the reality of the situation which is more like "Delay it. Cancel it. f**k it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 IT WAS. along with other fruit such as Strawberries and grapes. Christ, it's a wonder you coped!#prayforstella (to choke on a fucking cactus seed or uncut grape) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 People who drink "herbal infusions" are quite annoying but when they offer you it because they haven't got any actual tea they escalate that massively And no "Roobois" isn't the same thing as decaffeinated tea you fucking arseholes. If this is the middle class then I'll be at the front of the dole queue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: If this is the middle class then I'll be at the front of the dole queue It's more of a radical left wing thing really They think all "proper tea" is theft. Yes I just did that No I'm not going to apologise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 P&B is being a fucking pain and really unstable today. Even worse than usual. Missing whole swages of typing, freezing, just cutting out, red screen..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 6 hours ago, WILLIEA said: When did this nonsense start ? Over the last few weeks, although we might have a Subway/SPT supervisor on here, since it was sorted for the journey home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 38 minutes ago, Raidernation said: P&B is being a fucking pain and really unstable today. Even worse than usual. Missing whole swages of typing, freezing, just cutting out, red screen..... The Platinum service has been silky as always, I'm pleased to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 The Platinum service has been silky as always, I'm pleased to say. If you only use the app, like my good self, is the platinum service worth it? Asking for a mate, obvz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 (edited) Everyone calling the German national team manager "Yurgi Lurrrrve" And Fux Sports just spent 10 minutes on Harry Kane = "world class striker" like Lewandowski (sp?) Shearer and Owen! Apparenty he should also be captain and probably pope, king, a saint and winner of every Nobel prize ever! Edited September 4, 2017 by Raidernation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Raidernation said: P&B is being a fucking pain and really unstable today. Even worse than usual. Missing whole swages of typing, freezing, just cutting out, red screen..... Ask a nurse to have a look at your device. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 (edited) The last three months can take a f**k to themselves, first my girlfriend gets taken into hospital as she needs her gallbladder removed, a week after she's out I broke my heel bone and have been off work since and today my mum's been diagnosed with breast cancer, they seem to have caught it early thankfully but it's still a nightmare. Just as well Accies are doing no bad for a change otherwise I'd be ready for flinging myself off a tall building. Edited September 4, 2017 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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