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1 minute ago, DA Baracus said:

Are you sure? I imagine you are since it's part of your profession but I do remember (not from experience; from uni) that it was 12:

https://www.cablesandsensors.eu/pages/12-lead-ecg-placement-guide-with-illustrations

We're talking NHS here, they can probably only afford 10.

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Just now, DA Baracus said:

Are you sure? I imagine you are since it's part of your profession but I do remember (not from experience; from uni) that it was 12:

https://www.cablesandsensors.eu/pages/12-lead-ecg-placement-guide-with-illustrations

You're right that it's a 12 lead ECG, but two of those leads are doing the work of two leads, so there's only 10. 4 limb leads, 6 on the chest. 

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3 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Anyway, on the train down today there were folk who were stood up to get off at Stirling (no euph) for at least 5 minutes before the train actually stopped. Same for the Queen Street stop. 

So they stood up for Stirling, and then again for Queen St? 

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3 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

There should be 12

 

2 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said:

Are you just trying to make him look for an extra 2? 

 

There's actually 10.

That's what happens when somebody from Fife counts on his fingers.

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5 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said:

Are you just trying to make him look for an extra 2? 

 

There's actually 10.

 

3 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said:

You're right that it's a 12 lead ECG, but two of those leads are doing the work of two leads, so there's only 10. 4 limb leads, 6 on the chest. 

Mrs Philpy, 'no you daft cúnt, those are your nipples'

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I got a parking ticket in Dundee today. Fucking Dundee. I didn't notice the roads being overclogged with traffic. Edinburgh I can understand because our council are a bunch of spendthrift cnuts who waste money on trams, the Festival, cycle lanes and shite like that but it's fucking Dundee. 

Serves me right for going to Dundee. 

Fucking Dundee. 

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You're right that it's a 12 lead ECG, but two of those leads are doing the work of two leads, so there's only 10. 4 limb leads, 6 on the chest. 

To confuse him even more, if you add in posterior leads then it's a 15 lead ECG with 13 physical leads...
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8 hours ago, tamthebam said:

I got a parking ticket in Dundee today. Fucking Dundee. I didn't notice the roads being overclogged with traffic. Edinburgh I can understand because our council are a bunch of spendthrift cnuts who waste money on trams, the Festival, cycle lanes and shite like that but it's fucking Dundee. 

Serves me right for going to Dundee. 

Fucking Dundee. 

 

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10 hours ago, tamthebam said:

I got a parking ticket in Dundee today. Fucking Dundee. I didn't notice the roads being overclogged with traffic. Edinburgh I can understand because our council are a bunch of spendthrift cnuts who waste money on trams, the Festival, cycle lanes and shite like that but it's fucking Dundee. 

Serves me right for going to Dundee. 

Fucking Dundee. 

Hopefully you will have learnt your lesson...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and won’t come back.

 

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6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Queen Liz would be hard to beat. 

However im currently at he father in laws but will make it top of my to do list for work tomorrow.

 

Liz, Lorraine, the woman who sang “oooh, Bodyform” (would caution against googling what she looks like now), KT Tunstall went to school in Dundee, some of The View’s groupies. The list is endless and the quality consistent. 

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8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Liz, Lorraine, the woman who sang “oooh, Bodyform” (would caution against googling what she looks like now), KT Tunstall went to school in Dundee, some of The View’s groupies. The list is endless and the quality consistent. 

Didnt realise the fanny pad wifie was from Dundee.  I’ll have a swatch later.

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

Liz, Lorraine, the woman who sang “oooh, Bodyform” (would caution against googling what she looks like now), KT Tunstall went to school in Dundee, some of The View’s groupies. The list is endless and the quality consistent. 

Kelly is a weegie boot. No Dundonian. Thank you.

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