Mallo_Madrid Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: My normal complaint: drivers in Dumfries. This time it's more to do with the parking though. Came out the shop and actually saw this clown park next to me, he then squeezed out his own car and after I took the pictures I squeezed into mine. I'm not precious about my car, it's hardly an Aston Martin. I just couldn't figure out why he chose to pull up next to mine when there were loads of spaces with room either side. Complete moron. Same car park. Same strange behaviour. Edited March 21, 2018 by Mallo_Madrid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mallo_Madrid said: Doggers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Doggers. Thats my red car parked up, or it was when the photo was taken. The rest of the car park was completely empty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Lazy b*****ds (millenials, probably) who think that its ok not to use subscripts and superscripts when writing down units etc. m2 is not same as m² m3 is not the same as m³ Ca(OH)2 is not the same as Ca(OH)2 Fucking Arseholes. 12 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Try explaining to a Millenial that in Europe currency is often divided by a comma not a full stop as we would use in GBP € 157,50 is One hundred and fifty-seven euros and fifty cents not One hundred and fifty thousand and fifty euros, 'cause it got a comma' Might start a thread titled "Yer Das of Pie and Bovril" Anyone using the word "millennial" immediately receives a lifetime achievement award. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Might start a thread titled "Yer Das of Pie and Bovril" Anyone using the word "millennial" immediately receives a lifetime achievement award. Sorry, when I said millennials I meant thick c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Sorry, when I said millennials I meant thick c***s. I find the descriptions Millenials and thick c***s fairly interchangeable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I'll hold my hand up and admit I didn't look at the photo showing the front sticking out. Strangely though, his back end looks level with yours so maybe that's your fault as well as he probably used your positioning to park. Anyhow, there is plenty of space in front so don't see the problem. Good to see a driver confident enough in their parking skills to park right next to another car in an empty car park though. My car is significantly smaller. As I don't drive a bigger car I'm not an expert, but I'd have assumed the correct etiquette would be to overlap onto the road rather than into another space. It's not showing good skills, it's showing stupidity. Why someone would park next to someone else in an empty car park truly baffles me especially that close where there is a risk of some arsehole hitting the car with their door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 34 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: I find the descriptions Millenials and thick c***s fairly interchangeable. ^^^ founding member of the P&B Yer Da Who is Completely Oblivious to Irony Hall of Fame 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 20/03/2018 at 17:58, 19QOS19 said: My normal complaint: drivers in Dumfries. This time it's more to do with the parking though. Came out the shop and actually saw this clown park next to me, he then squeezed out his own car and after I took the pictures I squeezed into mine. I'm not precious about my car, it's hardly an Aston Martin. I just couldn't figure out why he chose to pull up next to mine when there were loads of spaces with room either side. Complete moron. Everyone is missing the point here. Why drive into that space without carrying on into the space in front so it's facing the right way? What a c**t. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I never realised parking in that manner induced so much seethe, I'm going to start targeting the solitary car from now on, hope it's a right fat b*****d I park alongside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Twins. Creepy as f**k with their cryptophasia and cloney looks. I was in Waitrose in High Wycombe earlier and there were two sets of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I never realised parking in that manner induced so much seethe, I'm going to start targeting the solitary car from now on, hope it's a right fat b*****d I park alongside. Go to Dumfries, target small white cars then record and post the outcome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 11 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: My car is significantly smaller. As I don't drive a bigger car I'm not an expert, but I'd have assumed the correct etiquette would be to overlap onto the road rather than into another space. It's not showing good skills, it's showing stupidity. Why someone would park next to someone else in an empty car park truly baffles me especially that close where there is a risk of some arsehole hitting the car with their door. Not sure about the etiquette but surely overlapping into the road would be an inconvenience to everyone who would have to manoeuvre through a potentially tight space. At least protruding into the space in front only inconveniences 1 person at most, and most likely nobody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Twins. Creepy as f**k with their cryptophasia and cloney looks. I was in Waitrose in High Wycombe earlier and there were two sets of them. hic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Twins. Creepy as f**k with their cryptophasia and cloney looks. I was in Waitrose in High Wycombe earlier and there were two sets of them. Quadruplets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Why would you do this ? You would find it funny that someone who is over weight who can't squeeze inbetween two cars ?Ain't you cool If it didn't involve my car, I'd find that highly entertaining. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 On 20/03/2018 at 17:58, 19QOS19 said: My normal complaint: drivers in Dumfries. This time it's more to do with the parking though. Came out the shop and actually saw this clown park next to me, he then squeezed out his own car and after I took the pictures I squeezed into mine. I'm not precious about my car, it's hardly an Aston Martin. I just couldn't figure out why he chose to pull up next to mine when there were loads of spaces with room either side. Complete moron. The real issue here is atrocious composition. no 3 is ok, but 1 and 2 focus on empty tarmac. I originally thought that you were referring to the blue car at the back. I think you got the parking that your photography deserves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Everyone is missing the point here. Why drive into that space without carrying on into the space in front so it's facing the right way? What a c**t. T.B.F. he has covered that base by parking well into the space in front. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Personally I like the photos. 1 and 2 bring home the post war bleak wasteland that is Dumfries whilst 3 is an allegory for the lives of all Doonhamers. Thrown onto this spinning rock, too close to one another and inward looking despite a world of opportunity if they would only move. These photos should be in the MOMA IMO. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 The Dumfries folk are just so accustomed to going out dogging that it’s second nature to pull up next to the other car in an otherwise deserted car park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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