Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[welshbairn]

21 minutes ago, HenryHill said:

Hypnotic. Like a lava lamp.

You should ask @throbber for a pm.

[Boghead ranter]

3 hours ago, GordonD said:

So don't tell them what's left

Or keep the best couple of teams in your pocket, and only put them in the hat/pot/receptacle just before you sell out.

 

^^^knows how to run a raffle/tombola^^^

[Bairnardo]

You should ask [mention=40259]throbber[/mention] for a pm.

Thats what I thought of too...

He really has ruined us all hasnt he..... The little b*****d

[welshbairn]

11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Thats what I thought of too...

He really has ruined us all hasnt he..... The little b*****d

I use it as an egg timer. 183 swings.

[Aidan]

Power has gone off for the 3rd time today and about the 15th time in the past couple of months, SSE really starting to take the piss.

[Hampden Diehard]

Buying a big box of non-Kellogg’s corn flakes and your first taste reminds you why you made that rule never to buy non-Kellogg’s as everything else tastes like the soggy sweepings from the bottom of a hamster’s cage. And,of course, I’m too miserable to throw it out.

[Bairnardo]

7 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said:

Buying a big box of non-Kellogg’s corn flakes and your first taste reminds you why you made that rule never to buy non-Kellogg’s as everything else tastes like the soggy sweepings from the bottom of a hamster’s cage. And,of course, I’m too miserable to throw it out.

Melt some chocolate and make cornflake cakes. 

 

Thank me later. 

[GordonD]

54 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

Or keep the best couple of teams in your pocket, and only put them in the hat/pot/receptacle just before you sell out.

 

^^^knows how to do the Scottish Cup draw^^^

FTFY

[Mark Connolly]

Windows updates.

20 minutes at 0%.

An hour later, still only 53%

[Bairnardo]

Windows updates.
20 minutes at 0%.
An hour later, still only 53%

Least you're nearly half way m8 chin up.

[Rugster]

46 minutes ago, Aidan said:

Power has gone off for the 3rd time today and about the 15th time in the past couple of months, SSE really starting to take the piss.

That's not very helpful, Aidan. 

[PWL]

6 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

Windows updates.

20 minutes at 0%.

An hour later, still only 53%

if it's new windows 10 one best put a film on. Mine was 2.5hrs and that's with decent fibre broadband. Notice zero difference with it either. 

[Mark Connolly]

29 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

32 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

Windows updates.
20 minutes at 0%.
An hour later, still only 53%

Least you're nearly half way m8 chin up.

 

25 minutes ago, PWL said:

if it's new windows 10 one best put a film on. Mine was 2.5hrs and that's with decent fibre broadband. Notice zero difference with it either. 

Fortunately the second 50% took nowhere near as long as the first. I obviously have less porn that needs updated than PWL.

[Aidan]

That's not very helpful, Aidan. 

You're correct.

[vikingTON]

Wizz fucking Air sent me a cheery email today to announce that they've decided to change the time of a flight from London Luton that I booked just two weeks ago and was scheduled to be on this July. Not by something minor like half an hour - they've changed the departure time from 1830 to 0555. As I specifically booked to connect with an evening flight, I'll now have to i) spend considerably more money on a new flight later that day, ii) spend money travelling from Luton to Stansted, where the alternative flight will be leaving from and iii) have to spend the best part of eight hours in both of those fucking shiteholes, because the second flight also won't leave until 9pm. And I also won't be able to get anything decent to eat when I finally get to the destination because f**k-all stays open until half 11 on a Sunday evening.  Their sheer incompetence has turned what would have been a moderately unpleasant journey into a fucking abortion and all they are prepared to do is generously offer a full refund. 

<<< seething

 

[Aufc]

Wizz fucking Air sent me a cheery email today to announce that they've decided to change the time of a flight from London Luton that I booked just two weeks ago and was scheduled to be on this July. Not by something minor like half an hour - they've changed the departure time from 1830 to 0555. As I specifically booked to connect with an evening flight, I'll now have to i) spend considerably more money on a new flight later that day, ii) spend money travelling from Luton to Stansted, where the alternative flight will be leaving from and iii) have to spend the best part of eight hours in both of those fucking shiteholes, because the second flight also won't leave until 9pm. And I also won't be able to get anything decent to eat when I finally get to the destination because f**k-all stays open until half 11 on a Sunday evening.  Their sheer incompetence has turned what would have been a moderately unpleasant journey into a fucking abortion and all they are prepared to do is generously offer a full refund. 
 

Unlucky weesacks

[UsedToGoToCentralPark]

Wizz fucking Air sent me a cheery email today to announce that they've decided to change the time of a flight from London Luton that I booked just two weeks ago and was scheduled to be on this July. Not by something minor like half an hour - they've changed the departure time from 1830 to 0555. As I specifically booked to connect with an evening flight, I'll now have to i) spend considerably more money on a new flight later that day, ii) spend money travelling from Luton to Stansted, where the alternative flight will be leaving from and iii) have to spend the best part of eight hours in both of those fucking shiteholes, because the second flight also won't leave until 9pm. And I also won't be able to get anything decent to eat when I finally get to the destination because f**k-all stays open until half 11 on a Sunday evening.  Their sheer incompetence has turned what would have been a moderately unpleasant journey into a fucking abortion and all they are prepared to do is generously offer a full refund. 
 

Can't expect anything apart from a full refund from the likes of wizzair but might be worth checking what your travel insurance might be able to do.

Wizzair what were you thinking?

[Boghead ranter]

2 hours ago, GordonD said:

FTFY

[Sergeant Wilson]

40 minutes ago, virginton said:

Wizz fucking Air sent me a cheery email today to announce that they've decided to change the time of a flight from London Luton that I booked just two weeks ago and was scheduled to be on this July. Not by something minor like half an hour - they've changed the departure time from 1830 to 0555. As I specifically booked to connect with an evening flight, I'll now have to i) spend considerably more money on a new flight later that day, ii) spend money travelling from Luton to Stansted, where the alternative flight will be leaving from and iii) have to spend the best part of eight hours in both of those fucking shiteholes, because the second flight also won't leave until 9pm. And I also won't be able to get anything decent to eat when I finally get to the destination because f**k-all stays open until half 11 on a Sunday evening.  Their sheer incompetence has turned what would have been a moderately unpleasant journey into a fucking abortion and all they are prepared to do is generously offer a full refund. 

<<< seething

 

Waffen will work out whether you can make it all work,

[ah-dee]

Power has gone off for the 3rd time today and about the 15th time in the past couple of months, SSE really starting to take the piss.

we could all put this in RTBC if yourbattery runs out mate

also if youre the aidan from montrose i think you are??