Sergeant Wilson Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: It never did me any harm anyway. He might shite the bed, they can knock fùck out you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 I see recently that Amazon have added a part that you can ask questions about a product and other people who've bought the item previously can help you....except its full of people (presumably old and pished stained) saying things like 'sorry I can't help you, I didn't buy this item'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewing Taffies Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, spud131 said: I see recently that Amazon have added a part that you can ask questions about a product and other people who've bought the item previously can help you....except its full of people (presumably old and pished stained) saying things like 'sorry I can't help you, I didn't buy this item'. I think that has been there for a while now. On the amazon echo item page someone has asked: "My amazon echo won’t play Jim diamond hi ho silver ?" and the first reply is "Seems your speaker has better taste in music than you." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 He might shite the bed, they can knock fùck out you.He’s more likely to shite the bed then knock f**k out of Shandon...everyone else has tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 26 minutes ago, spud131 said: I see recently that Amazon have added a part that you can ask questions about a product and other people who've bought the item previously can help you....except its full of people (presumably old and pished stained) saying things like 'sorry I can't help you, I didn't buy this item'. I didn't read this post, so can't decide if I should greenie it or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 When players fall down and grab the ball before the ref whistles for a foul. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 4 hours ago, NJ2 said: He’s more likely to shite the bed then knock f**k out of Shandon...everyone else has tbf That’s not fair. I did about 20 rounds tonight and didn’t lose a drop of blood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 29 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That’s not fair. I did about 20 rounds tonight and didn’t lose a drop of blood. No wee kids or fishmongers in tonight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, HenryHill said: No wee kids or fishmongers in tonight? Past the kids’ bedtime and fishmonger oot the game. Severed a tendon and ruptured bicep punching me. Karma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 HIGNFY binned from the BBC1 schedule at the last minute. On it's own that's bad enough, but then they also added Mrs Brown's Boys to the schedule as a replacement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Tonsillitis, never had it in my life before March where I had a bout, and woken up again this morning with it. You’ve been drinking too much of Gems milk, you dirty b*****d. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: HIGNFY binned from the BBC1 schedule at the last minute. On it's own that's bad enough, but then they also added Mrs Brown's Boys to the schedule as a replacement. Don't know what this means. Maybe Heidi pulled out at the last minute and there was no replacement. Except they had a tub of lard as a replacement before. https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1126934743407370241 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 On 07/05/2019 at 22:49, Pumpkin Escobar said: taxi driver Beyond stupid. These 4 words are all anyone needs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 11 hours ago, welshbairn said: Don't know what this means. Maybe Heidi pulled out at the last minute and there was no replacement. Except they had a tub of lard as a replacement before. https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1126934743407370241 She didn't pull out; the show was recorded but they're not allowed to show it as it would (apparently) be unfair to the other parties during an election campaign. They "hope to show it at a later date". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Radio Scotland covering a meaningless Premiership fixture instead of one of the playoffs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomhill Ultra Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 The BBC report shit like this as news Woman's surprise at Kingsmill loaf full of bread crusts https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-48220487 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: Radio Scotland covering a meaningless Premiership fixture instead of one of the playoffs. It wasn't meaningless Although I agree they should have covered the playoffs on Open All Mics at an absolute minimum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: It wasn't meaningless Although I agree they should have covered the playoffs on Open All Mics at an absolute minimum. Wasn't paying much attention tbh, just heard them waffling on about how you motivate players when nothing's at stake. Didn't realise Aberdeen were playing for a European spot, or even that they were playing tbh, before I switched off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 These fucking deodorant sprays that don't make it clear where the stuff's going to come out when you press the button. You come out the shower - everything's all steamed up including your glasses, you grab the spray and note that the button has a shape to accommodate your finger and assume it will spray out from the opposite side of the can. So you aim under your arm and press the button - where does the fucking spray go? Straight into your fucking eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 These fucking deodorant sprays that don't make it clear where the stuff's going to come out when you press the button. You come out the shower - everything's all steamed up including your glasses, you grab the spray and note that the button has a shape to accommodate your finger and assume it will spray out from the opposite side of the can. So you aim under your arm and press the button - where does the fucking spray go? Straight into your fucking eyes. Bet it’s not the first time you’ve struggled to find the hole, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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