Andy Dufresne Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Where do you work that they dictate this? UPS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 2 hours ago, keithgy said: New rule at my work,we are now allowed to have a beard but not allowed to grow one. Does that apply to men as well as women? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 It's 'health month' at my work and they've just covered the office in reminders not to drink too much alcohol in a week. All so they can tick some box that says they care about their employees by stating the fucking obvious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 ^^^Stops in the pub for "just the one", staggers back at 2am and climbs in beside Auntie by mistake.Jon Snow found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 People saying, "You should watch Game of Thrones, you'd like it". f**k off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Dee Man said: People saying, "You should watch Game of Thrones, you'd like it". f**k off. Usually followed by pish like "It doesn't really get good until the 3rd series" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: People saying, "You should watch Game of Thrones, you'd like it". f**k off. The reason I posted this was because the missus had it on the telly as I sat beside her on the couch reading my Viz, and it reminded me of a guy at work saying it to me the other day amongst the numerous other people who've said it to me ever since it started. I swear, less than 20 minutes after posting this she said "I think you'd have liked this if you'd been following it". I had to ask her, "Based on what? I never watch dramas and if I ever watch TV it's football, the news, true crime or documentaries." I only said "f**k off" internally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 sat at work doing some tedious website admin - we have to choose an image from a collection of different pics (which all have unique four digit reference numbers) and match it to different paragraphs which are set out in a word document from which the website text will be taken instead of just typing the chosen image file name next to the relevant text block in the word doc (so there's one coherent source of matched data for the website bloke to work from), the twat i share an office with is creating separate folders for the images inside the main catalogue folder, each one named after the different sections, dragging each image in to the relevant folder and then changing the file name to 'section A - image 1' and so on it's fucking painful to watch - i really want to just shout "what the f**k are you doing you little twat" every time i have to wait for him to catch up with me as he says "i'm still changing the last file name - just hang on...." jesus ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: The reason I posted this was because the missus had it on the telly as I sat beside her on the couch reading my Viz, and it reminded me of a guy at work saying it to me the other day amongst the numerous other people who've said it to me ever since it started. I swear, less than 20 minutes after posting this she said "I think you'd have liked this if you'd been following it". I had to ask her, "Based on what? I never watch dramas and if I ever watch TV it's football, the news, true crime or documentaries." I only said "f**k off" internally. I think you’d like it if you gave it a chance. Full of tits and beheadings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I think you’d like it if you gave it a chance. Full of tits and beheadings. His patio is full of tits and beheadings 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 TalkTalk's shite shite shite shite internet that cuts out five minutes before I'm about to start a race in Gran Turismo, meaning I now need to wait until the next slot at 11 o'clock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 TalkTalk's shite shite shite shite internet that cuts out five minutes before I'm about to start a race in Gran Turismo, meaning I now need to wait until the next slot at 11 o'clockI am sorry for saying this, but that made me smile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 (edited) When a car in front of you randomly decides to stop and let someone out a junction. When did this start being a thing that sane people do? Stopped traffic yes, moving traffic no. Just managed to stop in time. Edited May 15, 2019 by D.A.F.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I've forgot to set a recording for "The Virtues" tonight. Q : will/is it become available on catch up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: TalkTalk's shite shite shite shite internet that cuts out five minutes before I'm about to start a race in Gran Turismo, meaning I now need to wait until the next slot at 11 o'clock I am sorry for saying this, but that made me smile. Made it into the final race of the night Group of three of us line astern on the last lap with me at the front, getting ready to fight with the other two guys on the huge straight to try and win Second last corner, one of them passes me on the left (to be clear it's a street track, it's basically three lanes wide and no more) and knocks me into the wall, I get a 3 second penalty and end up finishing 4th Think I might put the game away for a wee while 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Made it into the final race of the night Group of three of us line astern on the last lap with me at the front, getting ready to fight with the other two guys on the huge straight to try and win Second last corner, one of them passes me on the left (to be clear it's a street track, it's basically three lanes wide and no more) and knocks me into the wall, I get a 3 second penalty and end up finishing 4th Think I might put the game away for a wee whileThe written version, with absolutely no mention of a controller lying in bits beside you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Made it into the final race of the night Group of three of us line astern on the last lap with me at the front, getting ready to fight with the other two guys on the huge straight to try and win Second last corner, one of them passes me on the left (to be clear it's a street track, it's basically three lanes wide and no more) and knocks me into the wall, I get a 3 second penalty and end up finishing 4th Think I might put the game away for a wee while The written version, with absolutely no mention of a controller lying in bits beside you I've put a lot of hours into this game and been completely raging at it a lot of times. Right now I'm just numb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Just reading a BBC article in which they have begun referring to a defensive/holding midfielder as "a number six"Just f**k off with this absolute shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 When a car in front of you randomly decides to stop and let someone out a junction. When did this start being a thing that sane people do? Stopped traffic yes, moving traffic no. Just managed to stop in time.Good job you went on your phone immediately after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 I've forgot to set a recording for "The Virtues" tonight. Q : will/is it become available on catch up? It’s on again the night mate. I also forgot but remembered about half an hour in, quick search and recording episode 1 on some channel around 10 tonight - sorry I can’t mind the exact time or channel! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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