Venti Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Folk that pamp their car horn to announce arrival/departure from somewhere or acknowledge a mate walking by the road. Fucking bellends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 26 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Spotify removing the list of most recent albums played. This update has been nothing short of a shit show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 See in the toilets at work, i know there's likely to be a smell of shite, It's a toilet. I can accept that. What i can't accept is that fusty, stale dry sweat smell that you get. Not BO, its like sweat of a fat bastard who can't reach certain areas in the shower to wash. You know the smell I mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Folk that pamp their car horn to announce arrival/departure from somewhere or acknowledge a mate walking by the road. Fucking bellends.^^ waved at someone and didnt know who it was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigma Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 See in the toilets at work, i know there's likely to be a smell of shite, It's a toilet. I can accept that. What i can't accept is that fusty, stale dry sweat smell that you get. Not BO, its like sweat of a fat bastard who can't reach certain areas in the shower to wash. You know the smell I mean?We had someone like that at my last job. No joke, he would take a toilet break for 30 minutes, and he would then take a 20 minute one before the end of the day. He was the most lazy person in the workplace, and he would always be the first to whine about someone else taking a sneaky 10 minute toilet break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sigma said: We had someone like that at my last job. No joke, he would take a toilet break for 30 minutes, and he would then take a 20 minute one before the end of the day. He was the most lazy person in the workplace, and he would always be the first to whine about someone else taking a sneaky 10 minute toilet break. Did he reek of stale arse sweat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Slenderman said: Folk that pamp their car horn to announce arrival/departure from somewhere Be fair, how else would you know that your neighbour's visitors were leaving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigma Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Did he reek of stale arse sweat?He reeked of many things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 22 minutes ago, TheScarf said: See in the toilets at work, i know there's likely to be a smell of shite, It's a toilet. I can accept that. What i can't accept is that fusty, stale dry sweat smell that you get. Not BO, its like sweat of a fat b*****d who can't reach certain areas in the shower to wash. You know the smell I mean? Laughed way too hard at this. Like the foosty dingy smell of somecunt who hasn't showered in months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Laughed way too hard at this. Like the foosty dingy smell of somecunt who hasn't showered in months. The very smell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Hay fever. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Hay fever.Aye. Just a fucking nuisance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Aye. Just a fucking nuisance. I hadn't really suffered at all this year, then cut the grass last night. It's as if my immune system had just remembered that I have hat fever (grass pollen version), and it gone mental to catch up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I hadn't really suffered at all this year, then cut the grass last night. It's as if my immune system had just remembered that I have hat fever (grass pollen version), and it gone mental to catch up.Can you point out which hat you feel most like? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Can you point out which hat you feel most like? Top right, I reckon. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyro Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 This... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 People who use the word "manageress". Never hear it in person but seems to be exclusively used by complete weapons leaving negative reviews on pubs/restaurants/similar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tynierose said: The manageress was a fantastic 90s programme with cherie lunghi. Anyone mind that? Very much so... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Smear of vaseline under the nostrils lads, works for me most of the time, acts as a barrier against the pollen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 51 minutes ago, philpy said: Smear of vaseline under the nostrils lads, works for me most of the time, acts as a barrier against the pollen. Pollen, you say???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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