Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: Also by stopping the traffic flow and generally f*cking up Edinburgh's streets they actually have something in common with the hated fossil fuel companies as the Gas companies have been doing this for years with their roadworks! My kid was on some sort of "enrichment" week at school (instead of lessons they went to St Andrews, went sailing, and went to see the roadworks near their school). Scottish Gas have been digging up Roseburn and got schoolkids in not as cheap labour to dig holes but to show them how important their work is and that they kids should report back to their parents not to be annoyed about the road closures etc. @Rugster the only protest I remember going on was the Bring Back Leishman march, when thousands of angry Fifers marched from the town centre to East End park to demand the reinstatement of Big Jim, after he was usurped by Iain Munro. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 My kid was on some sort of "enrichment" week at school (instead of lessons they went to St Andrews, went sailing, and went to see the roadworks near their school). Scottish Gas have been digging up Roseburn and got schoolkids in not as cheap labour to dig holes but to show them how important their work is and that they kids should report back to their parents not to be annoyed about the road closures etc. [mention=1852]Rugster[/mention] the only protest I remember going on was the Bring Back Leishman march, when thousands of angry Fifers marched from the town centre to East End park to demand the reinstatement of Big Jim, after he was usurped by Iain Munro. 4 thousand fifers are marching down Halbeath Road. How many fingers are present?(3 marks. Show working) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 [mention=40259]throbber[/mention]I went to Waitrose for my weekly shop on Sunday I’ll have you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 27 minutes ago, throbber said: I went to Waitrose for my weekly shop on Sunday I’ll have you know. Shoplifting from middle class supermarkets doesn't make you a better person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 4 thousand fifers are marching down Halbeath Road. How many fingers are present? (3 marks. Show working) Was going to just jump straight in with 12 fingers x 4,000 people, but that's not taking into consideration those who might have lost a few fingers in farming incidents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 4 thousand fifers are marching down Halbeath Road. How many fingers are present? (3 marks. Show working) Do webbed fingers count as one or two? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Shoplifting from middle class supermarkets doesn't make you a better person. Filled up his jobby catchers with avocados no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 7 hours ago, ICTChris said: @RiG is most likely on the protest, the tree hugging pinko hippie. People can just get those rickshaws about the place, surely. On the contrary I was working up in Aberdeen for an oil company and driving my car the mere 7 miles to work. Get it round those parsnip shagging weirdos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, RiG said: On the contrary I was working up in Aberdeen for an oil company and driving my car the mere 7 miles to work. Get it round those parsnip shagging weirdos. Great news. Fancy coming round to mine to burn a pile of old fridges one night this week? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 25 minutes ago, RiG said: Get it round those parsnip shagging weirdos. Do they mash them first? Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: Do they mash them first? Asking for a friend. Wicked child! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 some tuneless bam with bagpipes is playing up on George IV Bridge and its annoying the folk in the office. I'm not too bothered to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 45 minutes ago, tamthebam said: some tuneless bam with bagpipes is playing up on George IV Bridge ^^^^^ In a cell in the Sheriff Court round the corner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Everyone else in the sober house here smokes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Everyone else in the sober house here smokes is it making you want to start/re-start? The smell of smoke, especially on a beautiful day like today, kicks in all sorts of cravings to get fucked up. Fortunately I have zero attention span so the cravings soon pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 I'm just back from two weeks in Japan and I feel like a fucking caveman taking a shit now. I seriously question how we've gone our whole lives without the glory of heated seats, heat/power adjustable arse washers and automatic flushing. It feels like I'm in a game of chicken with haemorrhoids every time I go for a shite in Scotland now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 3 hours ago, GordonD said: ^^^^^ In a cell in the Sheriff Court round the corner playing "Please Release Me" and "I shot the Sheriff" is taking the pish a wee bit right enough.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 This new font on the website. Worse than St Mirren's new strip imho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Wife-style excuse for my late train this morning. "this train is delayed because it was late leaving the depot" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Spotify removing the list of most recent albums played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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