RH33 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 6 hours ago, MixuFixit said: The name Alastair/Alasdair/Alastair/Alistair/Aleister/Alister/you get the idea. My ex husband was Alasdair Mu ex boyfriend was Alastair And my psychiatrist is another one of the other spellings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Rowan said: My ex husband was Alasdair Mu ex boyfriend was Alastair And my psychiatrist is another one of the other spellings. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 See also Lindsey/Lindsay/Lyndsey/Lyndsay/Lynsay/Lindzi/Linzi I have seen all of these usedMy sister is Linzie. You missed that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 28 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: My sister is Linzie. You missed that one. Cheers for this m9, have changed it in my phone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 37 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: My sister is Linzie. You missed that one. She told me she was an only child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 10 hours ago, BigBo10 said: My sister is Linzie. You missed that one. Too ridiculous to count 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 The radio. In particular news item, documentaries etc where the producers feel the need to add in sound effects to "set the scene". "Crunch crunch crunch", "Im walking through the woods here where blah blah blah.." "Splish splosh splash", " Im here at the seaside where blah blah blah...." "Fuk the feenyins/orange b*****ds", "Im here at Rangers v Celtic game where blah blah blah...." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: The radio. In particular news item, documentaries etc where the producers feel the need to add in sound effects to "set the scene". "Crunch crunch crunch", "Im walking through the woods here where blah blah blah.." "Splish splosh splash", " Im here at the seaside where blah blah blah...." "Fuk the feenyins/orange b*****ds", "Im here at Rangers v Celtic game where blah blah blah...." I was with you until the last one. That would clearly be dead air, then the volume on the presenter's mic turned back up for them to speak. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I hope they finally caught up with Noel Fielding. I've binned the Jag now anyway so I'm less prone to such caddish behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Despite being told in Brussels and on the online tracker that my lost luggage would be delivered to my home I got a call this morning saying that my bag has been sat at the airport since yesterday and when will I pick it up.Apparently, as it originated outside the EU they can't deliver it because it needs to clear customs. Its a 6kg bag full of clothes. So now I'm on a four hour €23 round trip, half-day off work to retrieve my luggage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Despite being told in Brussels and on the online tracker that my lost luggage would be delivered to my home I got a call this morning saying that my bag has been sat at the airport since yesterday and when will I pick it up. Apparently, as it originated outside the EU they can't deliver it because it needs to clear customs. Its a 6kg bag full of clothes. So now I'm on a four hour €23 round trip, half-day off work to retrieve my luggage. I bet they've nicked all the porn, fags and booze hidden in it too... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 On 03/09/2019 at 12:07, Shandon Par said: I've binned the Jag now anyway so I'm less prone to such caddish behaviour. What old man mobile are you driving now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: What old man mobile are you driving now? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 20:52, WeAreElgin said: On 27/08/2019 at 15:39, ICTJohnboy said: People who, in my present area, on hearing a Scottish accent can't resist in coming out with the time honoured classic comment : "Ock aye the noo, Jock" Scottish born and bred I may me but I don't even know what that means. An Irish jakey asked me for money in Dublin city centre and when I said no, her response was "och aye the noo ya Jock p***k" which was at least quite creative. No idea what any of it means though. You must have a very pronounced Scottish accent if she was able to deduce you were Scottish just by you saying "No". Or was it your kilt that gave it away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That's more like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: You must have a very pronounced Scottish accent if she was able to deduce you were Scottish just by you saying "No". Or was it your kilt that gave it away? I never said that. Was never approached by an Irish jakey in Dublin. It is confusing, but that was WeAreElgin's post you were quoting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: White VW with tartan seats in a certain part of Edinburgh. should be able to arrange to have the paintwork keyed by tomorrow night... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 On 31/08/2019 at 09:44, RockMusic said: Likewise, ketchup bottles although they do have the flaps. And bottles of tonic water have a plastic cover over the lid that is disproportionately strong to it's size. If it doesn't have perforations then you're in for a battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 21 minutes ago, tamthebam said: White VW with tartan seats in a certain part of Edinburgh. should be able to arrange to have the paintwork keyed by tomorrow night... That would send me clear through both the PTTGOYN and Heads Gone threads into a new Apoplectic With Murderous Rage thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Was told that we were getting moved back to our offices tomorrow (weve been in a different building for the summer) only to be told now, we are not moving until Monday. All my shit was in crates and lifted by the movers yesterday hence im sitting on a rickety old stool working on a tiny laptop. Fuming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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