bennett Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 20 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: I saw this happen at Starks. I didn't buy a pie. Who microwaves a pie????? 30 minutes in the oven, piping hot inside and crunch pastry on the outside. Me, its quicker and they taste better. 30 minutes in the oven and it would be liking eating a brick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Mosquitoes in November. Actually, mosquitoes at any time of the year, but for f**k's sake they should all be dead by now, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) Edited November 2, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Time for my annual, get fireworks banned rant. I fucking hate these cretins. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I’m at a wedding with no tennants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 1 minute ago, mizfit said: I’m at a wedding with no tennants I'm not surprised. Young people are struggling to afford the cost of rent in two thirds of the country and it's only rising. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50056177 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: Mosquitoes in November. Actually, mosquitoes at any time of the year, but for f**k's sake they should all be dead by now, no? May I see them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 57 minutes ago, mizfit said: I’m at a wedding with no tennants There are other beers. Quite a lot actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) Other dugs. Or, more specifically, other dug owners. Last year we adopted a wee rescue dog. She's half-collie, half-labrador. She is a lovely wee thing. When we re-homed her we were told she had had a horrific life and had been rescued from a life of being a 'warm-up' for fighting dogs. She was going to be put to sleep, but she came to us instead. She is incredibly nervous around other dogs. In the house she's absolutely lovely. But when she's out and sees another dog, she barks, snarls and lunges. Because of this she is never off a lead and is kept under firm control by me. I am losing patience with the amount of utter c***s around where I live who just let their off-lead dogs wander up to mine and don't make any effort to get theirs back. I've had to resort to shouting to them to get their fucking dog back. Usually it's some daft old person with no strength whatsoever trying to persuade an excited German Shepherd to go back to them, to no avail. "They're just being friendly!" they shout. Aye, but mine isn't. And if mine gets its jaws on you, it'll be mine that has to suffer. Dicks. If your dog doesn't have immediate recall, it shouldn't be off a lead at all. Edited November 2, 2019 by Gaz 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I saw a wasp at Glebe Park today. I blame that f*cking hedge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 20 hours ago, throbber said: Our guests phoned last night to ask if we had a microwave before saying they were just round the corner and would be with us in 5 minutes. Me and the mrs were sat in the lounge at the time and upon arrival rather than just come in through the front door, or knock once then come in, they knocked on the door and then waited for someone to come to answer and when neither of us got up to go to the door they knocked again much harder to the point it sounded like the door was getting caved in by a bartering ram. The night didn’t get any better after then either. In my capacity as a parcel delivery guy , I am nominating you , Throbber , for a transfer to the Calling Cards of Morons thread .....the Calling Card being not getting off your fat arse to answer the door. The other night in pishing rain I knocked on a door or rang the bell to deliver a parcel. I could see there seemed to be folk in the house. After waiting a reasonable period for a response , I knocked quite forcefully. This time some p***k came to the door and mumbled an insincere apology and something about thinking it had been some friends they’d been expecting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 (edited) Did something yesterday that I used to do frequently , but haven’t done for ages, and it it reminded me just how annoying it was .........calling a fax number by mistake instead of the phone number. Annoying on two counts , namely the time wasted and also the piercing , shrill noise that sounds like a demented budgie. Edited November 3, 2019 by A96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Gaz said: Other dugs. Or, more specifically, other dug owners. Last year we adopted a wee rescue dog. She's half-collie, half-labrador. She is a lovely wee thing. When we re-homed her we were told she had had a horrific life and had been rescued from a life of being a 'warm-up' for fighting dogs. She was going to be put to sleep, but she came to us instead. She is incredibly nervous around other dogs. In the house she's absolutely lovely. But when she's out and sees another dog, she barks, snarls and lunges. Because of this she is never off a lead and is kept under firm control by me. I am losing patience with the amount of utter c***s around where I live who just let their off-lead dogs wander up to mine and don't make any effort to get theirs back. I've had to resort to shouting to them to get their fucking dog back. Usually it's some daft old person with no strength whatsoever trying to persuade an excited German Shepherd to go back to them, to no avail. "They're just being friendly!" they shout. Aye, but mine isn't. And if mine gets its jaws on you, it'll be mine that has to suffer. Dicks. If your dog doesn't have immediate recall, it shouldn't be off a lead at all. As a dog walker, so much this. "My dog's friendly" they merrily shout. So are the 3 or 4 dogs that I'm tied onto, however it's a fuckload of hassle for me if they all tie themselves (and me) in a big knot in their excitement of your friendly mutt bounding over to say hello and see who wants to play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Reminds me about holidays where some Scottish couple will hear my accent and insist that they come over for a friendly chat just because I'm one of their kind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 35 pound to have my brown emptied twice a month. Ffs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: 35 pound to have my brown emptied twice a month. Ffs What about your bin though? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 What about your bin though?Haha ffs. Aye that also. Couldn't even say the word I'm that bothered about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: As a dog walker, so much this. "My dog's friendly" they merrily shout. So are the 3 or 4 dogs that I'm tied onto, however it's a fuckload of hassle for me if they all tie themselves (and me) in a big knot in their excitement of your friendly mutt bounding over to say hello and see who wants to play. I remember a shitstorm a couple of years ago when a farmer shot a dog that was chasing his sheep. The owners kept banging on about how it was being friendly and wouldn't have harmed the sheep. Response from the rest of the community: "Aye, but the fucking sheep don't know that!" To make matters worse, it was at lambing time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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