pozbaird Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) On 08/12/2019 at 21:57, Hedgecutter said: The large number of adverts just now that involve people putting on expensive perfume before suddenly going for a swim. What's the f***ing point in that? Anyway, they all remind me of this: The Johnny Depp ‘Sauvage’ advert does my tits in.... ‘I’m on the edge, I’m going to drive into the desert, I’m going to swerve to avoid this stupid fcuking buffalo wandering on the road, I need to bury my jewellery in a big hole, sweat like Prince Andrew doing an interview in a sauna, it’s 100 degrees out there.... but I’ll still smell like a room full of Bangkok ladyboys.... because I splash Sauvage behind my ears’. Oh, I pine for the days of Kevin Keegan and Henry Cooper splashing it all over. Edited December 10, 2019 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Places like this are fantastic for telling lazy c***s to stop being pathetic babies and carry money like a grown up. I look forward to these dinosaur businesses shutting their doors. I actively avoid these places like I’m sure plenty of younger folk who don’t carry cash do, so won’t be going back to this place. Once the boomers who enjoy pockets of change die out then it’s goodnight Vienna. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 The Johnny Depp ‘Sauvage’ advert does my tits in.... ‘I’m on the edge, I’m going to drive into the desert, I’m going to swerve to avoid this stupid fcuking buffalo wandering on the road, I need to bury my jewellery in a big hole, sweat like Prince Andrew doing an interview in a sauna, it’s 100 degrees out there.... but I’ll still smell like a room full of Bangkok ladyboys.... because I splash Sauvage behind my ears’. Oh, I pine for the days of Kevin Keegan and Henry Cooper splashing it all over.Prince Andrew doesn't sweat m876. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Cash only places must be money laundering fronts. I see no other justification for such archaic practices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 17 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Cash only places must be money laundering fronts. I see no other justification for such archaic practices. Yes. That's it. No doubt about it. Must be for sure. Just because you can't think of any other reason. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 34 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Cash only places must be money laundering fronts. I see no other justification for such archaic practices. Transaction fees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Yes. That's it. No doubt about it. Must be for sure. Just because you can't think of any other reason. ^^^^Drinks in “Cash Only” Officers Mess.[emoji383] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Cash only places must be money laundering fronts. I see no other justification for such archaic practices.When I was going through cancer treatmenta few years ago, my daily "commute" took me up Harehills Road in Leeds. In about half a mile, there were fourteen hairdressers, three nail bars/salons, and a couple of mobile phone shops (cases, chargers & unlocking rather than a Carphone Warehouse deal). Every one a legitimate business, I'm sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 hour ago, die hard doonhamer said: money laundering fronts. You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to find a Tanning Salon in a shitey wee village where everyone is walking round with the complexion of a vampire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 People who think they're superior to everybody else because they refuse to carry cash. They must be a fucking riot when they're trying to buy a paper off the old guy on the corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) My 92 year old Mother just got a cheery phone call saying "Hi there, it's the Radiology Department for Welshbairn, can you take a message?" Managed to grab the phone off her and calm her down before she shat herself. It was to book a prostrate related MRI scan which may or may not be serious, but you'd think they'd have some guidelines about patient confidentiality. I'd just told her they're doing some standard middle aged man checks. Phoned the hospital and told them only to use my mobile unless it's an emergency. Edited December 10, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, pozbaird said: Oh, I pine for the days of Kevin Keegan and Henry Cooper splashing it all over. @Jacksgranda Im busy at the moment. Can you handle this one please? I owe you one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, pozbaird said: The Johnny Depp ‘Sauvage’ advert does my tits in.... ‘I’m on the edge, I’m going to drive into the desert, I’m going to swerve to avoid this stupid fcuking buffalo wandering on the road, I need to bury my jewellery in a big hole, sweat like Prince Andrew doing an interview in a sauna, it’s 100 degrees out there.... but I’ll still smell like a room full of Bangkok ladyboys.... because I splash Sauvage behind my ears’. Oh, I pine for the days of Kevin Keegan and Henry Cooper splashing it all over. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 It was to book a prostrate related MRI scan which may or may not be serious, but you'd think they'd have some guidelines about patient confidentiality. Wait till until Hancock and Johnson allow “the free flow of information” to outfits like Purdue Pharma and Kaiser Permanente. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, welshbairn said: My 92 year old Mother just got a cheery phone call saying "Hi there, it's the Radiology Department for Welshbairn, can you take a message?" Managed to grab the phone off her and calm her down before she shat herself. It was to book a prostrate related MRI scan which may or may not be serious, but you'd think they'd have some guidelines about patient confidentiality. I'd just told her they're doing some standard middle aged man checks. Phoned the hospital and told them only to use my mobile unless it's an emergency. I've had mine. And the biopsy. Were you not chatting about this around the same time as I was being referred for these things? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Wait till until Hancock and Johnson allow “the free flow of information” to outfits like Purdue Pharma and Kaiser Permanente. I reckon they'll be broadcasting appointments onto the moon using a laser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Had an MRI last week, they make you were headphones, good playlist they had at Ninewells, went with Led Zep. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 30 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I've had mine. And the biopsy. Were you not chatting about this around the same time as I was being referred for these things? Aye. We should start a Death Row thread and share tips. 2 scans and a biopsy lined up for next week. Holiday booked for January so if the prognosis is gloomy I'm going to tell them to lay off treatment till I get back. My PSA score was off the charts. Feel fit as a fiddle though, it's weird. If anyone's reading this and over 40, demand a regular check up, the doctor said I'd probably had it for years with next to no symptoms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Had an MRI last week, they make you were headphones, good playlist they had at Ninewells, went with Led Zep. Thank you. Hopefully not Tangerine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Had an MRI last week, they make you were headphones, good playlist they had at Ninewells, went with Led Zep. Thank you. How long were you in it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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