tamthebam Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 9 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Italians are mental for this. Talking about getting a flu because of a change in air or hurting their knee because the wind came from the wrong direction. Half of them probably think Coronavirus has hit them hard because of a funny looking cloud In the Balkans it's the "promaja" or draught that causes illnesses. It could be boiling hot in a house but don't open a window or the promaja will get you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Must have been right blowy in the 90s More blow-uppy than blowy tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 On 05/05/2020 at 16:31, DiegoDiego said: Hornets. Evil big fuckers that they are. Oot ma kitchen! I’ve had a few massive wasps in my house the past few weeks. We think it’s the queens coming out of hibernation as now is the time that happens apparently. They are giant fucking flying arseholes - I hate them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 28 minutes ago, Jambomo said: I’ve had a few massive wasps in my house the past few weeks. We think it’s the queens coming out of hibernation as now is the time that happens apparently. @19QOS19, @Monkey Tennis, @Skyline Drifter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 They are giant fucking flying arseholesProbably wid tbh 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 That “Perf with Surf” advert 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Probably wid tbh was waiting for that for Little Miss Pish and her sodden gusset tbf - surprised she was beaten to the accolade by a flying arsehole that stings - she's clearly not as 'prutty' as she thinks.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: was waiting for that for Little Miss Pish and her sodden gusset tbf - surprised she was beaten to the accolade by a flying arsehole that stings - she's clearly not as 'prutty' as she thinks.... No idea what this means.... Am I the arsehole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 15 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: No idea what this means.... Am I the arsehole? no - i was expecting a "probably wid anyway" for the incontinent woman with the soggy snatch off the TV, and was surprised that a hornet or big wasp or whatever it was - aka 'flying arsehole' - prompted that response first 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: No idea what this means... You get used to it mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 16 minutes ago, Dele said: You get used to it mate. Easier to just start off feeling confused, disgusted and a little bit sick when reading one of his posts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 That's you, me and [mention=38705]BigFatTabbyDave[/mention] all complaining of squirrel problems this week. It's time we set up some kind of elite team for the purpose of fucking those little grey c*nts up.Team Squirrel? World Famous for Dicking Around....... and Caprice is a Pars fan too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 The number of selfish c***s that seem to be emerging every day. Homebase reopened with 30 allowed in the shop and folk going as a couple. So you're having to wait even longer to get in. 4 couples in front of me in the queue. Same goes for BnM. Why are folk so fucking stupid? I hope the next time some maddy eats a bat it starts a disease that takes out selfish fucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 No sooner have I finished writing that, I see my brother-in-law and 2 nephews going to the queue. I fucking despair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Virgin Media broadband and the “super hub”. f**k right off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 9 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: The number of selfish c***s that seem to be emerging every day. Homebase reopened with 30 allowed in the shop and folk going as a couple. So you're having to wait even longer to get in. 4 couples in front of me in the queue. Same goes for BnM. Why are folk so fucking stupid? I hope the next time some maddy eats a bat it starts a disease that takes out selfish fucks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 9 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I hope the next time some maddy eats a bat it starts a disease that takes out selfish fucks. Do you believe this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 16 minutes ago, Dele said: Do you believe this? I don't know what to believe anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 On 03/05/2020 at 10:47, Trackdaybob said: And yet they keep falling for it. Every time. Genuinely believe Apple could double the price of anything they sell to those sheep right Infront of their faces and they'd still pay it. Sorry that phone is now £1700 not the £850 on the poster there. That's fine. My life is defined by people thinking i'm 1 of them so I will just pay whatever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I don't know what to believe anymore Hope this helps. x. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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