johnnydun Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Fermers that constantly whine about poverty then pay £350k for a sheep. I have never once met a skint fermer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Fermers that constantly whine about poverty then pay £350k for a sheep. I have never once met a skint fermer. You've probably never met a generous one either and the two are not unconnected.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Already about 4x over budget doing up new place and boiler burst, spilling oily gunk over newly sanded worktop (now all in skip). At least Mrs Par being a trooper about it: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Already about 4x over budget doing up new place and boiler burst, spilling oily gunk over newly sanded worktop (now all in skip). At least Mrs Par being a trooper about it: U want me to clear my tab? x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Already about 4x over budget doing up new place and boiler burst, spilling oily gunk over newly sanded worktop (now all in skip). At least Mrs Par being a trooper about it: U want me to clear my tab? x If you could. Every little helps. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Just had to do a tax return in which I have been informed I owe them 2 grand.Keep an eye out for The Bairnardco coming soon. You didn't run up the debt, it was the legal entity that owns you.I think this is actually what those freemen laddies claim to avoid paying tax. Got to be worth a try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 You can't go anywhere now and ask for a mix up. 50p could get you a hefty sized bag but a whole pound got you a shit load of sugar goodness.Broken chocolate tools were also terrific as a bag of nom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 On 28/08/2020 at 16:51, johnnydun said: Fermers that constantly whine about poverty then pay £350k for a sheep. I have never once met a skint fermer. They fed sheep’s brains to cows then expected to be bailed out for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: You can't go anywhere now and ask for a mix up. 50p could get you a hefty sized bag but a whole pound got you a shit load of sugar goodness. Broken chocolate tools were also terrific as a bag of nom. Had to be careful for when they tried to pad it out with 5p and 10p items. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Broken chocolate tools were also terrific as a bag of nom. You mean those chocolate tools you got at Christmas? The chocolate was so brittle you risked cutting your mouth on the sharp edges, and it would have been tastier eating the cardboard box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, GordonD said: You mean those chocolate tools you got at Christmas? The chocolate was so brittle you risked cutting your mouth on the sharp edges, and it would have been tastier eating the cardboard box. Always avoid the chocolate saw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 minute ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Always avoid the chocolate saw. Euph? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Meh neighbours are moving house. Quite gutted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Trying to remove a screw and the head is shredded 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Trying to remove a screw and the head is shredded Put an elastic band between the screwdriver/drillbit and the screw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Put an elastic band between the screwdriver/drillbit and the screw. I'll give that a bash. It's an Allen key screw thingy, never had it with them before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 47 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Meh neighbours are moving house. Quite gutted. Maybe the new ones will leave the bedroom curtains open too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Trying to remove a screw and the head is shredded [emoji854]Euph? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: has this ever worked for you? Any time I try the bit just twists out anyway and I end up having to drill it out. I've only ever had to do it (or more precise, the fitter in work has had to) a couple times. Stood in awe the first time I seen it. I'd rather it never worked. The longer he's at the machine = the longer I'm in the canteen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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