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2 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

Fermers that constantly whine about poverty then pay £350k for a sheep.

I have never once met a skint fermer.

You've probably never met a generous one either and the two are not unconnected.. 

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9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Already about 4x over budget doing up new place and boiler burst, spilling oily gunk over newly sanded worktop (now all in skip). At least Mrs Par being a trooper about it:
 
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U want me to clear my tab? x

If you could. Every little helps.

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Just had to do a tax return in which I have been informed I owe them 2 grand.

Keep an eye out for The Bairnardco coming soon.
You didn't run up the debt, it was the legal entity that owns you.

I think this is actually what those freemen laddies claim to avoid paying tax. Got to be worth a try.
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1 hour ago, Stellaboz said:

You can't go anywhere now and ask for a mix up. 50p could get you a hefty sized bag but a whole pound got you a shit load of sugar goodness.

Broken chocolate tools were also terrific as a bag of nom.

Had to be careful for when they tried to pad it out with 5p and 10p items.

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1 hour ago, Stellaboz said:

Broken chocolate tools were also terrific as a bag of nom.

You mean those chocolate tools you got at Christmas? The chocolate was so brittle you risked cutting your mouth on the sharp edges, and it would have been tastier eating the cardboard box.

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8 minutes ago, GordonD said:

You mean those chocolate tools you got at Christmas? The chocolate was so brittle you risked cutting your mouth on the sharp edges, and it would have been tastier eating the cardboard box.

Always avoid the chocolate saw.

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12 minutes ago, MixuFruit said:

has this ever worked for you? Any time I try the bit just twists out anyway and I end up having to drill it out.

I've only ever had to do it (or more precise, the fitter in work has had to) a couple times. Stood in awe the first time I seen it. 

I'd rather it never worked. The longer he's at the machine = the longer I'm in the canteen. 

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