GordonD Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: Imagine you're from Midsomer/Taggart's Glasgow/Rebus's Edinburgh and fancy a wee break to get away from all the murrderrs (in the case of Taggart's Glasgow). You are relaxing in your deckchair when you notice at the same resort is some Belgian detective ponce or an old bag from St Mary Mead... Doubt anybody from Midsomer would go to an island with so many, ah, people of colour. Some of them aren't even servants! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 14 hours ago, johnnydun said: Was Michael Antoine Courier not from Guadeloupe? He still is 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 (edited) That 'car' advert that has nothing to do with the car and is simply trying to be edgy by showing a couple of women kissing inside of it on screen. What's the message - LGBT people exist and some own cars? Or LGBT issues should get more airtime and this seems like an opportunity to shoehorn some in? Just screams of 'trying too hard". Also, perfume adverts that simply have people walking about and exposing a bit of flesh whilst saying absolutely nothing about the product. So basically all perfume adverts. Edited August 26, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 2 hours ago, weirdcal said: The big silver cover inside it that says do not open.. Open it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 16 hours ago, anotherchance said: People photoshopping Messi into their club’s strip, with some patter about he’d never get into the team anyway. So much this. Such cracking, original patter... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 (edited) 29 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: So much this. Such cracking, original patter... If done properly with a bit of professionalism then some can look pretty decent IMO. For example... Edited August 26, 2020 by Hedgecutter 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 On 19/08/2020 at 14:53, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive never tried the red pudding (scotch) from there. I would be surprised if its anywhere near the quality of an Aberdeenshire one though. Quick update on this. Had a red pudding (scotch) the other night. Started off with some great promise with the scent that only a proper red pudding would posses. However, it was somewhat disappointing with any flavour being very weak. Texture was a bit shit as well. 3/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Gumtree's website being awful & crapping the bed on a regular basis. Picturing a network infrastructure consisting of a cluster of 256k modems held together with string. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 I've seen Michael Stewart play at Murrayfield and I've seen Lionel Messi play at Murrayfield. Only one has ever acted the fud on Radio Scotland though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 I've seen Michael Stewart play at Murrayfield and I've seen Lionel Messi play at Murrayfield. Only one has ever acted the fud on Radio Scotland though. Thus far 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: If done properly with a bit of professionalism then some can look pretty decent IMO. For example... M’Voto > Messi anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Just had to do a tax return in which I have been informed I owe them 2 grand.Keep an eye out for The Bairnardco coming soon. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Just had to do a tax return in which I have been informed I owe them 2 grand. Keep an eye out for The Bairnardco coming soon. Tell them you’d love to pay but you can’t as you’re a bit short. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Tell them you’d love to pay but you can’t as you’re a bit short. Maybe we can finally have that P&B charity fight.... Except it would be in aid of my plight. Busy tomorrow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Just now, Bairnardo said: Maybe we can finally have that P&B charity fight.... Except it would be in aid of my plight. Busy tomorrow? Go for it. I’ve just had a load of pizza, chocolate and red bull and there’s no better fighting fuel than that. Not sure there would be £2k in it but we could probably fix it and mop up at the bookies to help you out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Go for it. I’ve just had a load of pizza, chocolate and red bull and there’s no better fighting fuel than that. Not sure there would be £2k in it but we could probably fix it and mop up at the bookies to help you out. Mrs Par says I should spend 45 seconds circling the ring, then go down and stay down. Fair play, didnt think she was that into boxing but the fix is in now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs Par says I should spend 45 seconds circling the ring, then go down and stay down. Fair play, didnt think she was that into boxing but the fix is in now. Good plan. Will see what odds Paddy Power will give us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Go for it. I’ve just had a load of pizza, chocolate and red bull and there’s no better fighting fuel than that. Not sure there would be £2k in it but we could probably fix it and mop up at the bookies to help you out. This is quite a big PTTGOMN: I'm such an addict that even when I see the word "pizza" written I seriously want one. I think I have a problem, out with being a greedy fat b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Just had to do a tax return in which I have been informed I owe them 2 grand. Keep an eye out for The Bairnardco coming soon. Just Sevco it, what's the worst that can happen... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Maybe we can finally have that P&B charity fight.... Except it would be in aid of my plight. Busy tomorrow? Is there enough room in Ruel Street to have a socially distanced crowd for the Shandon v Bairnardo fight? Would Nicola go for it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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