DA Baracus Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife’s Breakfast bowl. Every fucking day. Must waste a pint of milk every 3 days. Pour it back in to the bottle/carton/container and don't tell her. If you also use milk, hide your own container. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Couldn't you just stay logged in? I don't think I've logged out since I joined. I may not have been entirely serious. In reality, I'm fairly spendthrift with my milliseconds. Also, what's been wrong with @Melanius Mullarkey? I've been sick for more than a month, so I'm eager to learn your recovery secrets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Unfortunately I’m recovering quite well. Fucking NHS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 That spoon has a very strange bend on it. Have you had Uri in, @Melanius Mullarkey? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Milk left in the bottom of the bowl after cereal is warm, will most likely have floaters in, and taste vaguely of whatever cereal you were eating. It's rotten and should be discarded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 14 minutes ago, BFTD said: I may not have been entirely serious. In reality, I'm fairly spendthrift with my milliseconds. Also, what's been wrong with @Melanius Mullarkey? I've been sick for more than a month, so I'm eager to learn your recovery secrets. I'm guessing it must be a combination of the load and/or strain you get as well as how good or bad your immune system is. My mate has been fucked for the best part of a month and said he thought "That was the steak pies getting ordered" - he genuinely thought he was on his way out and said it was horrendous, whereas I've got another mate who said he's had worse hangovers. Then there's my brother who right now is probably in the middle of those two extremes. Essentially I think it's just your luck as to how it affects you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 On 13/11/2020 at 12:17, NotThePars said: Every radio station and media personality in Scotland making sure you’re absolutely sick of Yes Sir, I Can Boogie in record time. Agreed. This little darling and her soothing tones has brought it all back to good though. twitter_20201114_172518.mp4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 41 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Unfortunately I’m recovering quite well. Not at Death's Door? And I was going to offer help to see you pull through... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Not at Death's Door? And I was going to offer help to see you pull through... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I'm guessing it must be a combination of the load and/or strain you get as well as how good or bad your immune system is. My mate has been fucked for the best part of a month and said he thought "That was the steak pies getting ordered" - he genuinely thought he was on his way out and said it was horrendous, whereas I've got another mate who said he's had worse hangovers. Then there's my brother who right now is probably in the middle of those two extremes. Essentially I think it's just your luck as to how it affects you. Are we talking about Coronavirus? Is that what Mullarkey has? I just had the flu, which has turned into a chest infection that antibiotics seem reluctant to shift. Genuinely think Covid might finish me off, and I wouldn't complain TBH. I'm fucking exhausted. Best wishes to Baldy Pevsner, however. Not sure if the already-beleaguered green denim industry could survive his loss, and other tropes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, BFTD said: Are we talking about Coronavirus? Is that what Mullarkey has? I just had the flu, which has turned into a chest infection that antibiotics seem reluctant to shift. Genuinely think Covid might finish me off, and I wouldn't complain TBH. I'm fucking exhausted. Best wishes to Baldy Pevsner, however. Not sure if the already-beleaguered green denim industry could survive his loss, and other tropes. Aye, the own-goal scoring, mushroom supper scoffing, workshy b*****d has the rona. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 I’m fine. Apparently mushrooms, macaroni and mince is the basis for the vaccine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m fine. Apparently mushrooms, macaroni and mince is the basis for the vaccine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Granny as eager as ever for us all to die before him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 44 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Milk left in the bottom of the bowl after cereal is warm, will most likely have floaters in, and taste vaguely of whatever cereal you were eating. It's rotten and should be discarded. Bit harsh. I'm sure he does actually like her.* * Not sure at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, BFTD said: Granny as eager as ever for us all to die before him. You will, you fat, nicotine addicted bástard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: You will, you fat, nicotine addicted bástard. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You will, you fat, nicotine addicted bástard. This must be the first time somebody's ever got wanking and smoking mixed up. It's his carers you feel sorry for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, BFTD said: This must be the first time somebody's ever got wanking and smoking mixed up. It's his carers you feel sorry for. Obviously not down with the kids. BTW who beat the Maureens today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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