KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 7 minutes ago, tamthebam said: PTTGOYN: The fact that the artist formerly known as Shandon Par keeps changing his user name. Just permanently change it to Mr Bump because that is fucking appropriate! It took me long enough to figure out who his last moniker was. Now the c*nt has done it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 The build quality is not close to that of a Mercedes.Yeah, Lexus would be appalled if folk thought they built their cars as poorly as Mercedes do nowadays..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Films / programmes which have drivers constantly looking at the person in the passenger seat instead of the road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 9 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Films / programmes which have drivers constantly looking at the person in the passenger seat instead of the road. On top of this, being a passenger in a car when the driver keeps looking at you to speak instead of looking at the road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, TheScarf said: On top of this, being a passenger in a car when the driver keeps looking at you to speak instead of looking at the road. Or being the driver on a road trip constantly hearing, "Oh look at that! Don't you look, you're driving!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 (edited) 10 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Or being the driver on a road trip constantly hearing, "Oh look at that! Don't you look, you're driving!" Wouldn't make a difference with us. A rather impressive big b*****d buzzard flew right across the road in front of us on Friday and the conversation went like: Me: "Ooft, now that's a fair size of buzzard!" Her: "Where?" Me: "It just flew across the road, ~10m in front of the car, a couple of metres off the road surface, full wingspan on show" Her: "Well I couldn't see it, I was too busy watching the road..." Edited April 27, 2021 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 (edited) Websites that make you enter your date of birth to enter them (for distilleries etc) instead of simply having a 'tick here to confirm you are over 18' option. Because nobody could select a false year, or even select another one if they were somehow stupid enough to pick an invalid year the first time around, can they? Edited April 27, 2021 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 9 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Films / programmes which have drivers constantly looking at the person in the passenger seat instead of the road. The show Gomorrah, La Serie, has ruined car scenes for me in most other films etc. They film everything so beautifully and have actors actually driving. In most scenes on tv/film the car is parked on a trailer so you can see the car is about 5 ft off the ground when passing other cars etc and it’s obvious the engine isn’t even running. And so many films etc use the same driving test centre that Fifth Gear and other shows use and try and pass it off as country roads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: PTTGOYN: The fact that the artist formerly known as Shandon Par keeps changing his user name. Just permanently change it to Mr Bump because that is fucking appropriate! I don’t live or work in Shandon any more so it feels inappropriate. Need to settle on a new permanent moniker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 34 minutes ago, Rasputin said: I don’t live or work in Shandon any more so it feels inappropriate. Need to settle on a new permanent moniker. Does this mean that if I move house then it has to be to one that also has a hedge? I could always just cut other peoples' in the dark I suppose, not that the sudden sound of a chainsaw outside one's window at midnight would cause too much distress. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 18 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Does this mean that if I move house then it has to be to one that also has a hedge? I could always just cut other peoples' in the dark I suppose, not that the sudden sound of a chainsaw outside one's window at midnight would cause too much distress. Night vision goggles and a chainsaw would be a good look. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 24 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Does this mean that if I move house then it has to be to one that also has a hedge? I could always just cut other peoples' in the dark I suppose, not that the sudden sound of a chainsaw outside one's window at midnight would cause too much distress. BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Rasputin said: I don’t live or work in Shandon any more so it feels inappropriate. Need to settle on a new permanent moniker. I don't live in Knightswood either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Rasputin said: I don’t live or work in Shandon any more so it feels inappropriate. Need to settle on a new permanent moniker. Fife's greatest love machine? Spoiler 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Rasputin said: Night vision goggles and a chainsaw would be a good look. "So despite my client clearly stating that he was merely attempting to cut hedges in secret wearing makeshift PPE to live up to a moniker on a football forum, you still maintain that there was a more suspicious reason for him being in your back garden at 1am with night vision goggles, a hockey mask and a chainsaw?" Edited April 27, 2021 by Hedgecutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Rasputin said: I don’t live or work in Shandon any more so it feels inappropriate. Need to settle on a new permanent moniker. How about Lillias Adie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Rasputin said: I don’t live or work in Shandon any more so it feels inappropriate. Need to settle on a new permanent moniker. Has your new name been inspired by watching tiktok videos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Has your new name been inspired by watching tiktok videos? They're outing themselves!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Moi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 I don’t live or work in Shandon any more so it feels inappropriate. Need to settle on a new permanent moniker. Aye, and Fifecunt Par seems like a bit of a catch all. Lets take some time to think a bit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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