tamthebam Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 8 hours ago, kingjoey said: You were bloody lucky. I was just left outside by my dad with bugger all. You 'ad it lucky. We got left outside t'pub in freezing cold snow and we 'ad to buy dad's round out of our own pocket money that we earned down pit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 15 minutes ago, tamthebam said: You 'ad it lucky. We got left outside t'pub in freezing cold snow and we 'ad to buy dad's round out of our own pocket money that we earned down pit. Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Same applies to small children - leave your screaming child at home ffs.Hiya Gerry McCann, Hiya Pal. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 7 hours ago, The Moonster said: It calls itself a mews bar, whatever the f**k that is. You're right they should, all the Tories like you can stay in your faux middle class pubs and leave us and the dugs to it. I've never seen a dug in any self-respecting pub in Greater Greenock, which is quite the opposite of 'faux middle class' in just about every way. There's no scabby greyhounds getting faithfully let into the Broomhill Tavern or The Star, that's for sure. Dugs in pubs are a bucolic trait of the countryside that hipster losers are only now introducing to urban settings. This should be dealt with by a truncheon to the face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Dogs should be allowed in beer gardens but not inside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Fivo - or whatever his stupid name is. Jakey looking unfunny caaant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 A couple of years ago my mate who emigrated to Australia came home for a visit. We all agreed to meet in Phillies in shawlands. We had a table booked, the four school friends who still stayed in Scotland eagerly awaiting the arrival of our now antipodean mate. It was a beautiful bright, sunny summer evening so when you enter the restaurant your eyes take a wee bit of adjustment. In walks Darren rushes forward to meet the boys but fails to see the dog lying on the floor at a nearby table. Next thing there is a blood curdling yelp fae the dog as he stands on it's tail a cry of what the f*ck from Darren and glowers of hatred from the hipster dog owners towards our table absolutely howling at the scene. If your going to bring your dog to a restaurant stick it under the table without fear of it being stood on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netan Sansara Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 11 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: A couple of years ago my mate who emigrated to Australia came home for a visit. We all agreed to meet in Phillies in shawlands. We had a table booked, the four school friends who still stayed in Scotland eagerly awaiting the arrival of our now antipodean mate. It was a beautiful bright, sunny summer evening so when you enter the restaurant your eyes take a wee bit of adjustment. In walks Darren rushes forward to meet the boys but fails to see the dog lying on the floor at a nearby table. Next thing there is a blood curdling yelp fae the dog as he stands on it's tail a cry of what the f*ck from Darren and glowers of hatred from the hipster dog owners towards our table absolutely howling at the scene. If your going to bring your dog to a restaurant stick it under the table without fear of it being stood on. Phillies isn’t a restaurant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I inadvertently walked into a dog friendly bar in Bamburgh (or near there) and folk were sitting eating. Sat down and the table and chairs were riddled with dog hair. Fucking minging. I made my excuses and left after 4 pints. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Netan Sansara said: Phillies isn’t a restaurant Well that's that story f*cked then 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 26 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I inadvertently walked into a dog friendly bar in Bamburgh (or near there) and folk were sitting eating. Sat down and the table and chairs were riddled with dog hair. Fucking minging. I made my excuses for the wife shedding and left after 4 pints FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I was bitten by a cocker spaniel in a pub. I was clearing some glasses (I worked there) and it lunged at me. It was just a wee nip on my shin but enough to break the skin. Apparently it was my fault for scaring the poor wee thing and not the owners for failing to keep the savage beast under control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 17 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Dogs should be allowed in beer gardens but not inside Reasonable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I was oot at a bar near my new flat while it was table service (mad how quick we got back to it) and folk with a dug sat at a table of 4 to my left, the dug was ootside the table to my side and the manky thing was sniffing about my legs and licked my shoes and a total pain, didn't bark but. When I get my cat I'm gonna start taking them out to the pub. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I was bitten by a cocker spaniel in a pub. I was clearing some glasses (I worked there) and it lunged at me. It was just a wee nip on my shin but enough to break the skin. Apparently it was my fault for scaring the poor wee thing and not the owners for failing to keep the savage beast under control. "Cocker Spaniel""Savage beast"How small are you,@microdave? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I was bitten by a cocker spaniel in a pub. I was clearing some glasses (I worked there) and it lunged at me. It was just a wee nip on my shin but enough to break the skin. Apparently it was my fault for scaring the poor wee thing and not the owners for failing to keep the savage beast under control. I’m bringing her with me on Saturday 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 42 minutes ago, Sonsrock said: I’m bringing her with me on Saturday I'm thinking about a new sofa. Do you want my old one? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 57 minutes ago, Sonsrock said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: ^^had her round the back of Sinatras. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 hours ago, itzdrk said: didn't bark but. Very restrained of you in the circumstances. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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