Stellaboz Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Being out of sync drinking with someone who is drinking faster or slower for you, meaning you have to speed up or f**k forbid, slow down. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 06/06/2023 at 19:47, Newbornbairn said: (Phone won't let me delete the quote, sorry for the false alarm NBB). Bought a kebab there and the lad in the shop was really busy with deliveroo orders. He gives me the kebab IKEA style. The chicken in a tub, the salad in a tub and the fucking pitta separate. You need a cutthroat razor to open a pitta without messing it up, which I ended up doing. An utter mess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 28 minutes ago, velo army said: (Phone won't let me delete the quote, sorry for the false alarm NBB). Bought a kebab there and the lad in the shop was really busy with deliveroo orders. He gives me the kebab IKEA style. The chicken in a tub, the salad in a tub and the fucking pitta separate. You need a cutthroat razor to open a pitta without messing it up, which I ended up doing. An utter mess. Try backing out, and hitting the comment box again…it should reload the quote but offer to clear the editor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Just went through a McDonalds drive through and they gave me my food then asked me to park up and wait for my juice, 10 minute wait for juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 15 hours ago, TxRover said: Try backing out, and hitting the comment box again…it should reload the quote but offer to clear the editor? This great. f**k the kebab, here's some practical advice on P&B quote management 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: This great. f**k the kebab, here's some practical advice on P&B quote management Hell yes, f**k the kebab…now back to your usually excellent football commentary! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 19 hours ago, velo army said: (Phone won't let me delete the quote, sorry for the false alarm NBB). Bought a kebab there and the lad in the shop was really busy with deliveroo orders. He gives me the kebab IKEA style. The chicken in a tub, the salad in a tub and the fucking pitta separate. You need a cutthroat razor to open a pitta without messing it up, which I ended up doing. An utter mess. Unacceptable. Petrol, lighter. It's the only reasonable recourse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 On 17/06/2023 at 14:54, Stellaboz said: Being out of sync drinking with someone who is drinking faster or slower for you, meaning you have to speed up or f**k forbid, slow down. Wait, slowing down is an option? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Moomintroll said: Wait, slowing down is an option? Usually indicates it's that person's round next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 When the forum goes down for maintenance and I have to find other ways to pass the time at work 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave94 Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 16 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: When the forum goes down for maintenance and I have to find other ways to pass the time at work I injured myself at work working yesterday instead of passing the time on the forum, so I fully agree and I can add that P&B is a much safer option. Luckily I'm on a day off today so I can't injure myself at work and have plenty of time to spend reading the no risk P&B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 The new "Feature" highlighting what other posters are on the thread/forum section 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 Routinely going into the championship forum when your team is now in the premiership 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 25 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The new "Feature" highlighting what other posters are on the thread/forum section ^^^^ Concerned his stalking will now be revealed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 On 18/06/2023 at 13:08, Empty It said: Just went through a McDonalds drive through and they gave me my food then asked me to park up and wait for my juice, 10 minute wait for juice. Get a fizzy drink next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 Train to Sheffield, FFS. Poverty wagons stuffed full of noisy c***s, smelly c***s, fat c***s eating stinking fast food, screaming bairns and shrieking mums - never again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 7 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Train to Sheffield, FFS. Poverty wagons stuffed full of noisy c***s, smelly c***s, fat c***s eating stinking fast food, screaming bairns and shrieking mums - never again. That’ll teach you to go to Sheffield! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilScotsman Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, TxRover said: That’ll teach you to go to Sheffield! Greenest city in Europe, I'll have you know. It also used to have the 'Hole int' Road' - essentially a roundabout with the centre dug out and underpasses down to it, which had a fishtank in one wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 22 minutes ago, EvilScotsman said: Greenest city in Europe, I'll have you know. It also used to have the 'Hole int' Road' - essentially a roundabout with the centre dug out and underpasses down to it, which had a fishtank in one wall. How was that ever passed as safe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Arch Stanton said: Get a fizzy drink next time. I did... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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