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Why do Weegies say "stock of rock" rather than "stick of rock"?

As in, I'm going to Blackpool. Do you want me to bring you back some stick of rock

Edit : just realised this isn't the QQ topic.

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7 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

Why do Weegies say "stock of rock" rather than "stick of rock"?

As in, I'm going to Blackpool. Do you want me to bring you back some stick of rock

Edit : just realised this isn't the QQ topic.

But still the correct place for most things to do with Weegies

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1 hour ago, Todd_is_God said:

Twenty's Plenty doesn't rhyme.

Am i being whooshed here or have i been saying a very common word wrong? 

I suppose it's possible that someone could think that the " 's" stops the "twenty" being a sound but no one is that dense, surely? 

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27 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

Why do Weegies say "stock of rock" rather than "stick of rock"?

As in, I'm going to Blackpool. Do you want me to bring you back some stick of rock

Edit : just realised this isn't the QQ topic.

I think you need to stop jamming your keys in your ears.

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1 minute ago, coprolite said:

Am i being whooshed here or have i been saying a very common word wrong? 

I suppose it's possible that someone could think that the " 's" stops the "twenty" being a sound but no one is that dense, surely? 

 

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2 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Am i being whooshed here or have i been saying a very common word wrong? 

I suppose it's possible that someone could think that the " 's" stops the "twenty" being a sound but no one is that dense, surely? 

Twenty rhymes with plenty.

Twenty's does not rhyme with plenty.

I really don't know why you are struggling with this.

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34 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

Why do Weegies say "stock of rock" rather than "stick of rock"?

As in, I'm going to Blackpool. Do you want me to bring you back some stick of rock

Edit : just realised this isn't the QQ topic.

It's "stalk of rock" surely?

Which sounds better than stick as it rhymes.

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10 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said:

It's "stalk of rock" surely?

Which sounds better than stick as it rhymes.

Can I just be brutally honest here and admit it never even crossed my mind that it might have been "stalk". :lol:

Minter.

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3 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

I've lived in Edinburgh, Glasgow, Inverness and other places. Never heard of the description "chipper" used in anything except a means of disposing of surplus branches.

"Chippie" for me.

Definitely ‘Chippie’ in Inverness, and surrounding towns in my experience.

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On 04/07/2023 at 08:37, Empty It said:

Woke up this morning completely deaf in one ear, phone NHS24 and they say get an emergency appointment with GP, phone GP at 8:30 when they open and I'm somehow number 18 in the queue, absolute shambles. 

Update bought one of those cameras with a wee spoon on it for cleaning out ears, best £21 I've spent would recommend to anyone, you'll be disgusted at the amount of shite in your lugs.

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2 hours ago, Todd_is_God said:

Twenty rhymes with plenty.

Twenty's does not rhyme with plenty.

I really don't know why you are struggling with this.

It does rhyme if you're Gollum.

 

Which would explain traffic planning in Edinburgh 

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4 hours ago, welshbairn said:

Pork is pour with a k at the end of it in every civilised region of Scotland, along with chippie. 

(Chippy is what weegies get when you try to educate them on pronunciation)

Thanks for confirming it's a tiny minority 😄

To me, chipper and chippy are not the same. 

You buy a chippy from the chipper, although admittedly that one is definitely regional and confined to parts of the east coast.

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24 minutes ago, Empty It said:

Update bought one of those cameras with a wee spoon on it for cleaning out ears, best £21 I've spent would recommend to anyone, you'll be disgusted at the amount of shite in your lugs.

^^^^^3 drinks away from ramming it up the Bishop.

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4 hours ago, Empty It said:

Update bought one of those cameras with a wee spoon on it for cleaning out ears, best £21 I've spent would recommend to anyone, you'll be disgusted at the amount of shite in your lugs.

Get yourself to China mate

 

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9 hours ago, coprolite said:

 

" Twenty" rhymes with " 's plenty".

Not difficult 

 

Twenty would rhyme with S'Plenty, you are right, but "twenty's plenty" is pronounced "twentays plenty" not "twenty splenty"

Spoiler

Twenty Splenty 😂😂😂😂

 

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