Miguel Sanchez Posted Thursday at 12:50 Share Posted Thursday at 12:50 Putting your heating on in July (or leaving it automatically set to turn on above a certain temperature all year round) is one for that signs of the middle class thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted Thursday at 19:14 Share Posted Thursday at 19:14 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: Central Heating? I'm thinking of just putting on a shirt Geordie Tamthebam? Along with the shirt, maybe a looser pair of trousers may be called for in that picture. There is being excited to do a photoshoot, and then there is they trousers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted Thursday at 19:28 Share Posted Thursday at 19:28 10 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: ETA: I've been down to the infirmary in Kirkcaldy for a few day trips recently and every time I've been shocked at how most folk don't wash their hands when finished in the bog. Not even a half-arsed token rinse. In a hospital ffs. I won't go into detail about the schemies scrapping around the place, so I'll just say that midweek daytime visits can be, let's say... 'interesting'. Was in Ayr on Saturday and an auld fella who was obviously a regular in the pub we were in (Rabbie's) walked out of the bogs without washing his hands, and when I emerged after washing mine, he was in the process of greeting a table of unwitting golfers who'd just arrived with pishy fingered handshakes. Manky auld fvkr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted Thursday at 19:46 Share Posted Thursday at 19:46 YouTube recipe videos that dwell too long on chopping individual items. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted Thursday at 20:13 Share Posted Thursday at 20:13 11 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Touching the same parts of a screen as hundreds of manky b*****ds before you is more hygienic? (anyway, it was Lidl where they only give you the option of 2 manned and two unmanned tills at peak time) ETA: I've been down to the infirmary in Kirkcaldy for a few day trips recently and every time I've been shocked at how most folk don't wash their hands when finished in the bog. Not even a half-arsed token rinse. In a hospital ffs. I won't go into detail about the schemies scrapping around the place, so I'll just say that midweek daytime visits can be, let's say... 'interesting'. I work there, i know exactly what you mean. Annoys me no end out and about and especially in there. As for the “characters” kicking about, certainly makes for as you say an “interesting” day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted Friday at 05:48 Share Posted Friday at 05:48 10 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Was in Ayr on Saturday and an auld fella who was obviously a regular in the pub we were in (Rabbie's) walked out of the bogs without washing his hands, and when I emerged after washing mine, he was in the process of greeting a table of unwitting golfers who'd just arrived with pishy fingered handshakes. Manky auld fvkr. No harm done then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted Friday at 07:19 Share Posted Friday at 07:19 11 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Was in Ayr on Saturday and an auld fella who was obviously a regular in the pub we were in (Rabbie's) walked out of the bogs without washing his hands, and when I emerged after washing mine, he was in the process of greeting a table of unwitting golfers who'd just arrived with pishy fingered handshakes. Manky auld fvkr. A similar thing happened to me in Edinburgh Airport, except the manky fella in question walked straight out and behind the counter of the sushi bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted Friday at 07:54 Share Posted Friday at 07:54 Can anyone explain to me why estate agents have started putting photos of themselves on For Sale signs? Wankers, whatever the reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted Friday at 08:30 Share Posted Friday at 08:30 36 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Can anyone explain to me why estate agents have started putting photos of themselves on For Sale signs? Wankers, whatever the reason. Check my signature for details. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted Friday at 08:32 Share Posted Friday at 08:32 37 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Can anyone explain to me why estate agents have started putting photos of themselves on For Sale signs? Wankers, whatever the reason. Very American thing. So naturally folk in this country would start picking up on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted Friday at 08:36 Share Posted Friday at 08:36 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: A similar thing happened to me in Edinburgh Airport, except the manky fella in question walked straight out and behind the counter of the sushi bar. Fish and Pish - almost the same things! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted Friday at 08:39 Share Posted Friday at 08:39 1 minute ago, hk blues said: Fish and Pish - almost the same things! Chain, chain, chain, Chain letters! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted Friday at 10:50 Share Posted Friday at 10:50 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: Can anyone explain to me why estate agents have started putting photos of themselves on For Sale signs? Wankers, whatever the reason. Put a face to the name, people you can trust! Go various websites, lawyers firms particularly, and click on "meet the team". We even have an internal one in my work. I often amuse myself looking through these galleries of horror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted Friday at 11:18 Share Posted Friday at 11:18 26 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Put a face to the name, people you can trust! Go various websites, lawyers firms particularly, and click on "meet the team". We even have an internal one in my work. I often amuse myself looking through these galleries of horror. We've got a new website being built and I was told to supply a photo. Had to use an AI thing to create one with a smile. Harrumph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted Friday at 12:03 Share Posted Friday at 12:03 40 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: We've got a new website being built and I was told to supply a photo. Had to use an AI thing to create one with a smile. Harrumph Never occurred to me. We had to get new ones done for web and ID cards. The guy doing it just used my photo taken 14 years ago as there were no real changes. I didn't know whether to laugh of cry. There is one very senior colleague who started recently. I was amazed someone so young had achieved her post. Imagine my surprise when real life intervened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted Friday at 12:08 Share Posted Friday at 12:08 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Never occurred to me. We had to get new ones done for web and ID cards. The guy doing it just used my photo taken 14 years ago as there were no real changes. I didn't know whether to laugh of cry. There is one very senior colleague who started recently. I was amazed someone so young had achieved her post. Imagine my surprise when real life intervened. Our Head Office was in Swindon and I did my best to avoid it as much as possible. When I did get dragged in I discovered the LinkedIn pictures of the office lassies were absolutely nothing like the reality. (shudder) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted Friday at 12:19 Share Posted Friday at 12:19 16 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: YouTube recipe videos that dwell too long on chopping individual items. There's only so much content you can create when making chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted Friday at 12:29 Share Posted Friday at 12:29 The new Paul Heaton song that references "fish and chip supper". I know fish supper wouldn't fit into the lyrics, but still 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Friday at 12:56 Share Posted Friday at 12:56 26 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: The new Paul Heaton song that references "fish and chip supper". I know fish supper wouldn't fit into the lyrics, but still It's made you really angry. Old Red Eyes is back. You should Keep it all in. It's just a Song for Whoever albeit not a Perfect 10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted Friday at 14:37 Share Posted Friday at 14:37 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: It's made you really angry. Old Red Eyes is back. You should Keep it all in. It's just a Song for Whoever albeit not a Perfect 10. If you had a little time you could have thought of a better pun than that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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