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Aided by some comedy tackling attempts.

Christ, these lovely ladies would make a useful front row in any rugby team.

Fixed. I can't stand him either.

Turns out that it was covered by our home contents insurance, so they have agreed to replace it. Despite the fact I have no space in the flat, I shall find a small space for it inside even if it means chucking the weans toys out.

Cheeky!!

There's a reason nobody took your burd:-)

So the fish can't see them.

Keep your Cox in your trousers.

Just pip-ped me to it.

Cheers bud, I got in touch with the cops and they've given me a ref. number. Might not bother to be honest, it has just sickened me. The trouble is I don't have enough space to keep it in the flat so have to keep it in the stairwell, so I bought a decent lock. Turn's out a decent lock isn't much use when they saw through the metal bannister to remove bike, lock and all. There's nothing to stop it happening again, so I'm not sure I'll bother.

It turns out that I wont be needing a new saddle cos some c**t has stolen my bike. I wish a slow lingering death to the c**t that has taken it.

Cheers Drooper, much appreciated. Hope your knee gets better soon. And UTN, I'll give the vinegar a miss, should only be used on chips not on my large arse!!!

Cheers bud, I do have padded shorts about in the flat somewhere but can I bloody well find them!!!

Went out for a wee scoot last night on the new bike in preparation for Monday's attempt at the commute. Did about 4 miles, will hopefully get some more practice in tonight and over the weekend. Definitely need to get used to cycling on roads and build up my awareness. Also need a decent saddle as the current one is like sitting on wire fence. Any recommendations?

You wouldn't know what to do with her. VL

Finally got my Boardman Hybrid last night and just been out for a quick spin. Jeezus frig, what a difference from the old dual suspension mountain bike which you feel like you're constantly fighting against. Light as a feather and even allowing for my complete lack of fitness I was fair flying along the prom

I think there's one of these just opened at Hermiston Gait retail park, if anyone's interested.

It is administered through Edenred and Halfords.

Any old garage will do, but if it's still under warranty they will need to use authentic Vauxhall parts if anything needs replaced.

Aye, but which one's which?

Well you are a skinny ginge and probably do resemble xbl's favoured prey, the cheesy wotsit

Where can I buy one?

Any tips for dealing with a biting toddler? Our daughter (about 20 months) seems to be in a habit of biting other children in nursery, mostly due to disputes over toys etc, but this has been going on for a while now. Yesterday we had to sign an incident report form because she had bitten another child and left a mark on her/him. Anyone else experienced this?

Finally HR have processed my application for the Cycle2Work schemeand I can go and pick up my bike later this week. Can't wait to get out on it and see what it's like and more importantly get rid of some of the cobwebs from my legs

The cheeky fucker wis askin fur it