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I thought it was a symbol for clunge, which is something worthy of worship.

It's cos I dumped her last night, she was getting too clingy

Nice big nip of aberlour 10 year old

You're not exactly going to argue with him are you. Interview- Interviewer: You don't seem qualified to be the education minister Mr McGuinness due to your lack of experience. What makes you think you could do the job? Mr McGuinness: I can make your family disappear. Interviewer: When can you start?

That just reminds me of the bit in Gavin and Stacey, where Gavin and Smithy are on the phone to each other in cockney accents. The conversation went along the lines of: Gavin: "You slag". Smithy: "You slag" Gavin: "No, you slaaaaag" etc, etc. Was quite amusing at the time and definitely an affectionate use of the word slag. Sometimes it's about how you say the word (difficult to appreciate on the internet), but my friends wouldn't be offended if I said to them, "Alright ya c**t?".

Cool, cheers mate, was just curious.

Yup that's right, although I think it goes up to (at least) nine fold.

Cheers. I thought that it may have made some difference with the odds. If they are the same then why is there an accumulator option on the coupon?

Please excuse my ignorance as I am a relative novice in the art of betting, but what is the difference between say a 4 fold bet and a 4 team accumulator?

....until one night out after a few drinks too many and a bawsack that's bigger than a spacehopper. We've all been there at some point.

PTTGOYN thread for this pish.

The funeral has been postponed, o2 are confident it can be repaired. They have however given me a complete brick as a temporary replacement. Pushing buttons on a phone, pah!!

My iphone appears to have died.

My first ever win, wooohooo!!! £2 on draw between man city and liverpool at 11/5 returned £6.40. West brom fucked up my other line tho, having got Blackburn, villa and fulham right

West brom shiting it at Bristol city.

Her pie+your foot=no more hassle

1. I was being serious, they always seem to have dogs running about, as well as hunners of wild kids. I wouldn't fancy walking about there in the dark even if there weren't any gypos kicking about. 2. Fucking shitebags, normal law abiding tax paying citizens can't use the car park, but these wankbags in their caravans and transits just stoat in, move a block and they can use the place-cuuuuuuuuunts. 3. That would be funny. Have you ever seen xbl in the asda there?

1. Good point, you don't want your leg ripped off by some pikey's scabby dog. 2. The last time I went to the train station there were concrete blocks at the entrance, so I don't know how they got in. 3. Let's hope the car park collapses while they are trespassing there

But there's F**k all else there anyway, why would it bother you?

Number one on list, pro-Palestinian Arbroath fan, currently working undercover in Stirling.

If I remember correctly I tried to do the same a wee while back and couldn't do it. Could be that I'm just a useles c*nt though.

Bogroll when the 2 layers get out of synch

Dorothy Perkins or Accessorize probably.

It's commonly referred to as the dundonian method of birth control. Unfortunately it's not 100% effective

I am dismayed that one of the Professor's students could make such an elementary mistake. Good luck anyway.