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One of my workmates didn't either. He had this "foolproof" method to win at the casino. Start putting £10 on a 50/50 shot like red or black. If it wins, pocket your tenner winnings and start again. If it loses, double your stake until you win. Great in theory, until one night he was trying to scrape £320 to stake after losing 5 on the spin.

All British nationals who are abroad have been advised to get home while they still can. Greggs closing tomorrow, expect they will get the same treatment as McDonald's got today.

And UEFA have realised they were howling at the moon, and have postponed the Champion's and Europa League finals.

My cousin has posted on Facebook that there is a huge traffic jam at the McDonald's in Kirkintilloch, as folk are determined to get a final Happy Meal before they shut.

9 for Monday, rapper wrong.

Scotrail reducing the number of trains is working well...

Still difficult to imagine the Axis of evil without Brady, but still no clear picture of who will be QB. Surely not Hoyer?

Jimmy Graham's agent deserves every cent he gets from him. 2 year deal with $9m guaranteed, all in the first year. $6.9m in year two but he can be cut after year 1 with a cap hit of $3m. Also managed to get a no trade clause in his contract.

Yep, 26 handicapper got 42 points, and another 21 handicapper like me got 41.

Turns out I got 41 points, which was only good enough for 3rd in the 3rd class. Meh.

Wid not. With or without the wig.

That's what these eejit owners are too thick to realise, council can suspend/remove their license with immediate effect if they think they have just reason to do so, and he could find himself barred from ever holding one again.

Possibly. Think with 2 first round picks now there is a good chance one will be on the DL and the other a WR.

Signing for the Saints.

Might have been the same guy I saw yesterday who had about sixty litres of Irn Bru.

Played a Stableford this morning, started like a train, fell away in the middle, then finished with 4 pars in the last 5 holes. Think there was only 1 hole that I scored nothing on. Not allowed to input scores using the touchscreen for obvious reasons, will have to wait until Monday to see how I got on. Going to be tough for clubs to get through this, and I've no idea if we will still be allowed to play, even if it is only socially. Bar closed, and locker room closed at close of play tomorrow. Our chef is going to run a collection service, and is looking into doing deliveries. Only plus point is that it is a time of year when members have just paid their fees, so there is plenty cash in the bank.

The best he could hope for, was to die in his sleep.

Koepka. Left handed. f**k me.

Saw this on Twitter the other day.

Don't watch much these days as it's generally a lot of shite. Saw a chunk of last night's and thought it was actually better without a studio audience. No grandstanding from the panel with no crowd to play to, just straight answers. Labour missed a trick by not picking Andy Burnham as leader.

One race I wouldn't miss if it never came back tbh, an annual snorefest. Watch the start, see who is leading at the first corner, switch off.

It was very obvious coming home from work in the mornings this week that the roads were getting quieter every day, so there must be a lot of people either working from home, or having to stay home to self isolate. What is becoming apparent though, is that unless the government actually order bars and restaurants to close, then their social distancing recommendations will make very little difference. As has been mentioned several times on this thread, people are c***s.

8 for Friday, rock and US state wrong.