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@Central Belt Caley Why is your manager Big Dunc not your profile pic any more?

Jeez, they are making me pine for Liam Mcleod. That is saying something.

Plastic pitch saved the day here. If this was on grass it would have been rained off.

That's kind of what I wax getting at, Captain.

Every website I go to (except here).

Nonsense. If she was in Dundee she'd be freezing cold, not hot.

Does anyone else get endless adverts for Star Trek Fleet Command (a PC game), or am I being targeted?

Urgh.. Don't try this at home! Mother-of-two left in agony after being forced to pull out her own contraceptive coil when GP refused to offer an appointment Has any P&Ber ever...

Just how short is Rishi Sunak?

Reminds me of this

I voted to predict a Tory landslide, in protest at the lack of options above.

Read in the Graunaid that there are about 150 constituencies where the Tories have not yet selected a candidate. Doesn't sound like the wee man had this all planned out.

Balanced BBC coverage, interviewing 2 lifelong Tory voters.

7 Thursday

Morrissey blows goats and gargles their chunky spunk

Sunak to pull off the biggest upset in history, 200 seat majority, PM for life. Labour to disband.

Listened to 5 live a minute ago, they were having a phone in. Caller said she didn't know anything about the parties, the leaders, their policies. No clue who she was voting for. Admitted she was clueless. Why the f**k phone the radio, then?

Yogi Hughes

BBC reporting that the wee man will make a statement. They say outside Downing Street but I bet he's standing in Downing Street when he makes it. Sunak to make statement We are hearing that Rishi Sunak is to give a statement outside Downing Street and is expected to announce a summer general election date. Stay with us as we bring you all the details - and you can watch live by pressing the Play button at the top of the page.

I was wondering if anyone would spot that!

I'd laugh myself inside out if the election was called and the Tories announced a leadership campaign to happen at the same time.

Guardian going with a "sources" news story now https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/22/rishi-sunak-will-call-general-election-for-july-in-surprise-move-sources

General election speculation feels different this time The BBC saying it could be on, too