I was being shown around a building that had been renovated and was being used as offices. The tour guide was telling me about their innovative solutions to space.
I went to go to the toilet, and in the gents there was a desk with a guy sitting at it, working. The desk had a perspex screen in front of it and a urinal attached to it. So, to pish I would stand in front of this guy as he worked, and he could watch me.
I started laughing, then checked out the cubicle. Another desk with an old woman working at it at one end, the bog at the other. To take a shite I would sit and face the woman.
I laughed again, trying to tell the folk that this was ridiculous, but they had all bought into it. Actually woke up laughing.