Sacking your manager after four months? Missing out on the top 6 with a last minute goal? Dropping from double champions to relegation fodder? Accepting a sponsorship deal from a scam Crypto company?
Amateurs.
Dundee...
Hired a manager who immediately had to serve a six game ban from five years ago.
Said manager is subsequently on an 11 game winless streak.
Said manager threw a strop at a journalist when asked a routine question about a substitution.
Had a player commit the worst dive in football history.
Signed an out of shape, scandal ridden Leigh Griffiths.
Said player's main contribution was kicking a flare in to the stands.
Punted their top scorer for free.
Said top scorer has subsequently scored 9 goals in 18 games with his new club.
Kept their manager after a 6-0 gubbing at home to Ross County.
Sacked said manager after two back to back wins.
Signed a much hyped Canadian midfielder to a three year contract, then never played him.
Had one of their forwards miss a set piece as he was retrieving a hair bobble.
You can't compete with such dedication to the banter.