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You know the rules….

I think you’ve just made yourself a new friend my friend.

Don’t play golf anymore but that first pint after a four hour slog in the height of summer has never been beaten.

Yes. They’ll alert the key holder. f**k living with that for the next three days.

22? That’s a random number! I think your gaffer has taxed you two cans out a case chief, soz.

Missionary position imo.

Agreed @Thistle_do_nicely , guilty of the first three but my hard drive is (I think) not worthy of attention. My £5 says @BukyOHare drives either a VTEC Honda or an A-class Mercedes.

Opportunity missed imo.

Deefer ?

I used to work with a Brian Kidd and his brother at the airport car park. Probably the same family! I went back to where I grew up in Bridge of Weir not so long ago as I was passing through and fk me it was depressing. The street inhabited by people of my folks’ generation with neither the means nor the motivation to paint a fence or tidy their gardens. The place just stunk of decay.

I note @lichtgilphead seems absent from the Mone thread similarly enthusiastically advocating the ‘innocent until proven guilty’ premise.

You’re fucking kidding me?!? I had her as a (I think) solo pick for a good couple of years but dropped her this year. Cunting f**k.

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1736809702002995275?s=20

I’m still unsure on the take as to how Barrowman and his wife, both domiciled in the Isle of Man - presumably for tax reasons - having won such a profitable HMG contract and then won’t pay UK tax, are still so fêted in this country. Hound the c***s to f**k I’m sure Venezuela is lovely. Let them stay there.

This is pish chat, sorry.

Got to admire him not mincing his words. However, the onus is surely now on him to go do something about it. If the game is that shite then it surely can’t be that hard for him to make a meaningful improvement to his team this season and, on the strength of that, the Board will then back him in the transfer market to give him a credible tilt at a cup and Europe next season?

Scottish football is littered with haddies who seemed incapable of kicking their own arse yet somehow turned out a worldie out of absolutely nowhere. Hold my beer, Sam Lammers, come on down…

Lammers 5/2 anytime goalscorer on Skybet. Jus’sayin….

Yes

And if yer auntie had baws etc but given that one of those games was managerless (the other I can’t recall) I think we can go forward with some degree of confidence.