alta-pete

Hopefully the beginning of the end of Cantwell.

Aye. And Alastair Darling too! As a Dead-pooler, what a time to be alive!!

Dead Pool thread for this pish M9.

@RH33 - hopefully this offers a bit more confidence on taking out that ill-parked bmw.

Sumcunt needs shot for not majoring on Will fucking Carling entering the debate in 2014.

Prophetic: You're a bum You're a punk You're an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last

FTFY

Pandering

And I see you avoided them too…

This is the problem (I doubt that’s the right word) - I can see the irrelevants evaporating leaving an increasingly polarised Republican/Democrat type solution (also probably not the right word).

Haud oan P&B. @BFTD is sitting in the Wetherspoons in Alloa (The Bobbing John iirc) at 11am on a (presumably) not particularly special Monday morning yet no one fronts up to challenge this apparently jakeball behaviour? I must be holding myself to outdated Presbyterian standards.

I worked at one of the off site Airport car parks while a student and they had a failed police dog, a German Shepherd - a certifiable psychopath, yer XL bullies had nothing on him - that they'd let run about at night to deter the local scallywags from Linwood taking too keen an interest in working out how to scale the perimeter fence. One of the old boys that was a shift manager would go down to its kennel after dark and w**k it off once a week when he was on the night shift. He was the only guy on site whose throat was safe from being ripped out in the dead of night.

I find this surprising…

That’s just like me! Except I’m 5’6”…

A flat white from Baynes is all you’ll ever need.

Do they do that the same way as KFC?

Yes but what’s your opinion on the baby gravy?

Mods, please!!??!

You can't handle the truth.

No wonder, the streets are full of guide dog shite!

c A couple of years ago I got chatting to a lovely young lady whose name was remarkably similar to Jerry Maguire. The blank look I got back after excitedly shouting 'SHOW ME THE MONEY!!' still withers me to this day. And having to explain the premise of the character and the film was a similarly excruciating experience. Kids these days indeed.

With enough motivation you can train a dug to most simple tasks. Do you need someone to help you navigate the streets?

Context?

Has Matheson ever viewed such arrangements at Ibrox? Pittodrie? Tannadice? Pick anywhere you want beyond Parkhead of Firhill if you like…