Melanius Mullarkey

I wish.

Not those kind of nom noms, silly.

Etched in all our memories.

That would imply the board would have some foresight.

And the Tennents Sixes.

I’m marginally more attractive than Alan Brazil thank you.

I’m guessing the guy in the middle most nights.

Hopefully Jimmy Cs mental issues will mean he’ll forget it ever happened.

To one and all, on this 5th of May Have a very happy Derry Lugs Day.

All from Elgin are either whoors or junkies so the joke’s on you.

Think nom nom.

Not something to wear.

Had a few in the Oban Inn last night. A good wee pub with decent beers on tap (none of that Tennents shite thankfully) yet groups of fuckwits continued to come in and order pints of Heineken.

Fermers and teuchters at it again I see.

I never managed to go to Deja Vu as it closed not long after I turned 18. Was it as jakey a nightclub you could get? That's what I had always been told. Indeed it was. I Imagine those two up the thread were probably regulars. In fact they were probably employed outside the door to entice people in.

f**k Star Wars. It’s friday.

Southern Ireland, there.

Will of the people, m9.

Still, another excuse for the BBC to have endless sound bites and QT appearances from Niggly Farage.

Paedo?

Have funeral flowers like this.

Always liked her in that mustard number.

Think she’s lifting them with her jowls.