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philpy

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  1. I've had 2 bottles of mcewan's champion. Forgotten how nice is it is. Although with the high percentage, 2 is enough
  2. There's plenty big lumps on here that have turned out to be harmless.
  3. Guy is up in court for murdering his wife and daughter with a hammer. The judge is reading out the charges, "you are charged with murdering your wife with a hammer" "ya lousy b*****d!!" Shouts a voice from the gallery. "You are also charged with murdering your daughter with a hammer" "ya lousy b*****d" shouts the voice again. The judge Says "look, I know this is a very sensitive case, but please refrain from shouting from the gallery" the Man Says "ok sorry, but I've lived next door to the b*****d for 20 years, and everytime I've asked for a loan of a hammer he's told me he's no got one!!"
  4. Were the cove fans in the railway stand yesterday??
  5. I'll admit, I'd actually forgotten that mcgill had signed for us
  6. They still got the old record player in the crown posada?? I love that place.
  7. What, with the all family friendly loyalist favourites??
  8. No police horses or old firms bottling one and other outside the ground?? Disappointed.
  9. Ah well. By all accounts it could have been more than 3-0.
  10. Had some homemade chicken kebab leftover, so put it on top of a garlic naan with some baba's sauce. Nice.
  11. Has gazza turned up with the fishing gear and some cans yet??
  12. People who can't pronounce the names of shops properly. "Asda's", "Tesco's", "Lidl's", "Aldi's", B&M's". No you morons, none of the shops have an "s" at the end, so fucking stop it. There's a wee village along the road called "whitecraig", and people will sometimes refer to it as "whitecraigs"
  13. Shut the f**k up and get back on that wheel.
  14. Chocolate - snow patrol. Pounding - doves Re-offender - Travis
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